Name: Stupid Pet Tricks: This Bulldog Rocks | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Stupid Pet Tricks: This Bulldog Rocks | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-27. Transcript available.

do me a favor please welcome marissa zilly and nana everybody marissa zilly and
nana
hi how are you great pleasure to see you thank you very much for being here
this is i know this is a border collie how old is your border collie she's four
four and this
is nana and border collies need a lot of attention because they have a lot of
energy don't they
they sure do yeah and they're very smart and they want to they they want to
herd things they want
to work oh yes yeah do you have uh animals for them to herd or yep cats ferrets
birds rats
nana herds ferrets rats and and birds and cats yeah and cats wow uh may i say
hello yep hello hello
hello sweet hello hello baby hello baby yes hello hello baby reacting the way
most of our guests react
come on uh where are you from uh marissa we're from tilsenburg ontario tilsenburg
ontario that's up in
canada that's up near that's kind of southern ontario yeah i've heard it from
thunder bay northern
ontario yeah way way up there good to have you southern how are things in the tilsenburg
uh pretty
good that sums it up yeah that didn't sound like a a ringing endorsement but uh
all right uh so what
are you and nana gonna do well nana is gonna be a coffee table coffee table
hello baby hello sweetie
hello nana kissy kissy all right uh maria marissa and uh nana and the doggy
will become a coffee table
here we go a little music a little coffee music that's a beautiful animal by
the way good girl
okay there we go put your butt down nana stay you're ruining the whole coffee
table or maybe that's
oh i see yes i spoke too soon stay stay stay stay now stay stay stay stay there
you go
okay thank you so much take a look here in slow motion this is uh marissa and nana
the coffee table
dog thank you kids have a safe trip back to canada good to meet you yeah i'm
sorry you got there you go
thank you bye-bye i think that answers the question how are things in tilsenburg
uh next say hello to cheryl knapp and gabe everybody gabe and cheryl knapp
hi there cheryl nice meeting you how are you i'm good where are you from uh cheryl
from bellingham
washington bellingham washington way way out there in the pacific northwest
beautiful where you are but
rains a lot doesn't rain kind of like this oh we're getting some uh 24-hour
mist here so we've had pretty
nice weather that's good to hear and are you between two mountain ranges you
have the coastal range
and the cascade right on the coast right on the coast and is there a coastal
range and then the
cascades are my drunk cascades are kind of right by there and the coastal range
and this is the last
time i'm going to say coastal range right by there right by there and the cascades
that is the cascades
the cascades are the coastal range yeah also they're just one range of
mountains
they all kind of go together yeah you're not really from washington are you
gabe hello buddy what kind of dog is gabe gabe's a bulldog
just a regular solid may i touch gabe yeah hello baby hello baby hello baby
kissy kissy
oh look at this guy oh seriously what are those what do you let me keep it in
there let me put that
down you're making a full ears there you go just keep some spare change and a
comb driver's license all
right what a sweetheart is he a good pet he's very good all right now you guys
you're a dental assistant
and uh what are you gonna do you and gabe here tonight well i'm not gonna do a
whole lot but
gabe's gonna ride that rocking horse the rocking horse i don't believe you but
this is just a great
looking dog this it looks like the bulldog that's all you need to know this is
the bulldog all right
here's gabe he's gonna get on the rocking horse and all hell will break loose
this way cheryl knapp
from bellingham washington gabe get around get around come on come on gabe all
right pick it out get that
thing okay oh my god
bye
wow wow congratulations that's it oh man attaboy game let's have a little more
of that
this is there there he goes that was delightful thank you very much cheryl
knapp and the lovable game
thanks game bye buddy nice job thank you
okay that makes that bmw lawsuit look like a speeding ticket
um sam i mean don't you think that's it we might as well stop well how can you
talk that retire the
segment yeah uh sam valley and scott uh levy with the geronimo ladies gentlemen
come on out and take a look
hi sam how are you nice to sound fine thank you how are you scott nice to see
you uh this is geronimo
that's a good looking doggy he's a kind of a cattle dog isn't he yeah he's a
she's a cattle dog mixed
with the border collie oh and oh so also another good working dog likes to keep
busy and stuff going
on oh yeah how old is geronimo she's about two years old two years old may i
sell a little to the
doggie oh you will is she friendly she's very friendly probably show you her
belly okay here
sweetie come on sweetie come on yeah yeah that's right that's a good girl thank
you sweetie thank you
madonna did that one night when she was remember that was that years ago yeah
oh sure we had to
remember part of the deal did we ever um you're from islip terrace long island
and uh
okay let's see she will uh jump double dutch this is a jump roping trick is
that right this is a jump
roping trick okay now you guys got your work cut out for you did you see what
happened here a minute ago i
did i saw the rocking that was pretty good was it yes all right this is going
to be geronimo now
is that a good enough trick yeah that's just fine you can go back to long
island now thank you
we'll give you a call all right here we go the jump double dutch thing all
right come on mo geronimo
okay put down the all right now a little prop going on there anything okay that's
a good looking animal
boy is it like an apart australian uh cattle dog is that what it is she is yeah
she's half
cattle dog half border collie yeah she's lovely okay yes good hop hop hop hop
hop hop hop hop yes
good job that was strong nice going kids there's geronimo that's all you want
man i'm telling you
if your dog can't do that immediately return it to the shelter honest to god
you've wasted your
money uh thank you very much kids nice meeting you congratulations on your doggie
there you go