Name: CBS Mailbag: Pat & Kenny's Intestine Test | Letterman
Uploaded: 2024-03-28T15:01:01.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'CBS Mailbag: Pat & Kenny's Intestine Test | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-03-28. Transcript available.

this is uh letter number one uh we turned on all the stuff we've had we have
sir yes
how many of these shows do you think we've done paul a million so far a million
two yeah million
two yeah uh actual letters from actual viewers here we go dear dave is it true
that my intestines
are over two miles long sincerely andrew jarvis ramstein airbase germany this
is an excellent
question let's see how long would andrew's intestines be boys where are you
where is this
taking oh there they are what do you got pat uh dave andrew's intestines are
actually 1.8 miles long
all right thank you very much for checking on that don't mention it dave we
love this kind of stuff
i know you do
uh do you have liquid fabric softener or dryer sheets janet clark valentine san
jose california
you know it's a good question and recently uh i swear here's a fascinating
thing i switched over to
snuggle fabric softener sheets you know you put them in the dryer and it works
so well and i was
so impressed that paul and i yeah we agreed to do a little commercial i was
thrilled to do it yeah take a
look hey dave looks like you got a little static cling oh crap you're right
here try this
oh it's so soft thank you snuggle
oh
letter number three how are we doing on time about a minute oh great we're
perfect yeah that's fine
thank you uh dear dave you ever have trouble with the neighborhood kids james
parker norfolk virginia
uh no the neighborhood kids love me but you know i was talking to our drummer
anton zip uh you and
anton you said you had trouble with the kids was a halloween yeah that's right
what was going on there
anton tell us all about that you know a few weeks ago on halloween i caught one
of the neighborhood
kids throwing eggs in my car oh my god that's terrible so when you got the kid
you grabbed the
kid right what did he have to say for himself i don't know why don't why don't
you ask him all right
what what what do you mean why i don't
kind of cute
letter number four dear dave i've just read in the local paper that you were a
4h member did you ever
show any livestock at the county fair uh now this interesting i was never never
a member of the 4h
never a member of the 4h when i when i was back in indianapolis i used to do a
television show
that was sponsored by the 4h you see but i never actually was a member although
i could have been
i would have loved to have been i would have been proud to have been a member
but was i no i'm sorry
this is from rochelle hoggendorn uh rock rapids uh iowa uh but you know who is
a big uh 4h'er
our own biff henderson biff where are you right here yeah good good thank you
what do you got biff uh you got something there yeah that's right dave uh i'm
going to the state
fair tomorrow and i plan on winning the blue ribbon for this enormous tomato i
grew in my in my garden
wow that's pretty good look at this wow that's the beauty
it's not that big though i mean i mean if they're judging on size you're not
going to win anything
because it ain't that big i mean it's bigger than like a cherry tomato i'll
give you that but that's
just you know that's just like a regular regular sized tomato nothing special
about let's say it's
not huge if you thought that was going to win because it was huge you're wrong
there's nothing
big about that tomato it's a nice looking tomato i'll tell you something that
tomato's got blt
written all over it my friend but that's all that's all you got out of that
tonight try it again next
year uh damn oh well now biff you don't need to go away what where is he going
looks like no blue ribbon this year sophie
i'll tell you something all the time we've been here that's still not the
biggest pig i've seen
out there what is what was huh what was never mind