Name: Dave And Paul's Eclipse Mishap | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave And Paul's Eclipse Mishap | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave And Paul's Eclipse Mishap | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-04-08. Transcript available.

let's see and we have an eclipse tonight by the way a big solar no no lunar
lunar eclipse lunar
eclipse tonight yep and for people who may not if it's like cloudy if it's
rainy or something and
you're not able to see the eclipse tonight here is uh it's a simulation this is
what the lunar
eclipse tonight will look like here we go if you're indoors you're busy you're
watching tv
see the i guess that's the earth coming between the the sun and the moon or
something in a shadow
and it rolls right across there like that and there it goes
oddly enough it makes that noise when you hear it when you see it you'll know
it we're talking about
the solar eclipse and uh it did it wasn't here in the united states uh but it
was in parts of
africa and asia and and a lot of people for example if it had happened to me i
forgot all about it i
would have been taken by surprise by the solar eclipse and that's exactly what
happened in certain
parts of the world to certain people take a look at this the solar eclipse
surprising so our brave jihad
fighters will destroy the unbeliever what the hell where is the sun going i'm
right here little buddy
i don't know what's going on but you'll get through this
there see mr sun came back because just an evil trick by the infidels where was
i oh yes jihad we
will achieve total victory in this glorious fight okay paul and i uh and we
just i don't know even
why we did it it wasn't for the money we just did it for fun you know what i'm
talking about the thing
of course paul and i did a what is it like a cough medicine commercial it is
yeah and uh i was sitting
at home and i can't say that i'm proud of it but it was surprising you're
sitting at home you know half
drunk and then all of a sudden what you see this thing and it was really
surprising did you see
it i haven't seen it yet i'm looking forward to it all right do you mind if i
show the oh you have
it no it's right here yeah it's right here roll the uh commercial that paul and
i did i think it
turned out okay ah dave there you are come on we're gonna miss the solar
eclipse yeah i know but i got
this lousy cold with the moon about to block out the sun i i don't know whether
i should be taking
night quill or day quill you should try this eclipse quill it's a coughing
sniffling sneezing stuffy
nose so you can rest medicine for times when darkness descends briefly due to
an eclipse that's the most
idiotic thing i've ever heard of who cares it's mostly alcohol anyway just
drink some and come on
aren't you supposed to watch the eclipse through some kind of special
instrument i thought it was just
dangerous my eye here ah there you go i feel better already yeah but the damage
to your retina is
permanent eclipse quill available in solar and lunar eclipse strength
what do you think it's kind of lame huh it's a great product you know i don't
know it's a great
what it's a great product the commercial we did i don't know but you know i
happen to know it's a
terrific product it is a terrific product how many folks saw the lunar eclipse
did you see the lunar
eclipse no i did not oh spectacular and the uh the lunar eclipse what that
means is uh uh the earth
the earth gets between uh the sun and the moon is that what that means yeah i
think so and and then
the earth casts its shadow on the on the moon yeah it was uh lovely for those
and blocks it out right
exactly blocks it out yeah and then for i don't know 10 12 minute period it was
eerie it was very
strange so if those of you folks who missed it we're going to recreate it
tonight with our own
tony mendez and his cue card so paul here we go here we go you're going to
recreate the lunar eclipse
take it away this will be pretty good this is the way it looked
unbelievable that's the kind of fun you can have in prison
that's the kind of fun you can have in prison
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