Name: Dave's Top Ten Other Names For Pop Tarts | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Top Ten Other Names For Pop Tarts | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Top Ten Other Names For Pop Tarts | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-02. Transcript available.

uh the category tonight oh get me some of these do we have any of these in the
building i've never
eaten any is we got some can can you get some paul you ever had them what are
you top tarts
you ever had pop tarts yeah i love never had pop tarts you've never had no no
are they tasty or not
well of course are they are they frozen they're gorgeous yeah they're frozen
you put them in yeah
put them in the thing well you put them in the toaster you put them in the toaster
yeah can you
can you eat them room temp do they have to be cooked put it right in the toaster
they have to
be cooked no you could eat them you can eat them raw frozen yeah any benefit to
eating them
well you can break it too wait a minute people are fighting they're not frozen
yeah no they're
not frozen i'm being told well i've never eaten one do they come in flavors
yeah like what flavors
strawberry what about cherry can i get a cherry pop-tart cherry all right can
we get a cherry
pop-tart paul you want one well they make a cherry pop-tart billy boy of course
i want yeah all right
two one for me one for paul how many to eat one or two well you can have one or
you can have two
all right since i've never eaten one i'll start with one okay can i put you
down for one yeah you
know they come in a package of two so oh just get a package then one package
you know uh foil
container i mean excellent you open it up so one foil container okay how long
you got them now
no but we're working on it where do you have to go out of the building yes
what about cvs run down to the corner cvs do they have them there i don't know
but the supermarket's
on the next corner we'll find them okay we're good with that anyway uh kellogg's
pop tart is
celebrating its 50th anniversary ladies gentlemen who says america doesn't do
anything
oh wait a minute the most popular pop-tart flavor is frosted strawberry frosted
strawberry
frosted brown sugar cinnamon frosted brown sugar cinnamon well i don't want to
get in over my head
i'm going to stick with the cherry sharing yeah cherry paul and i will go i
love cherry all right
and do we will we have a toaster we'll get a toaster too get a toaster too i am
now genuinely
excited about the show i'm starting to get excited too i was i was just sort of
average excited before
now i am ready to go ladies and gentlemen here we go did you open the thing yes
it is open yes uh other
names considered 50 years on your grocery store shelves pop-tarts other names
considered for
pop-tarts they had other they tested they tried but they stuck with pop-tarts
pop-tarts and by god
it's been a rocket ship to the moon well uh number 10 other names fun slabs bun
slabs number nine frosted
leveling shims at home depot number eight three-way tie popular tarts tart pops
top parts
number seven nutrient-free rectangles number six i dated your sister number
five
number five introductory pastries number four stop hearts number three iced
roof shingles number two
high fructose and the number one other name considered for pop-tarts
i've given up tarts
if you're just joining us paul and i are seconds away from enjoying now you've
eaten them in the past
i have eaten them i've never had one we're seconds away from me tasting my
first yeah you're gonna have
your first how's it going you should go to commercial go to commercial who did
you send one of the top
boys on the staff yeah how many folks made the trip i'm not sure one i think
they get a cab in a cab are
they in a cab they're on foot they're on foot easier to walk quicker to walk
and there's a supermarket
and you're here oh boy this is very exciting thank you very much push them down
down
great news ladies and gentlemen the pop-tarts are here the pop-tarts are here
pop-tarts there they're
in the thing and we'll right after the stupid human tricks well paul and i will
enjoy pop-tarts
here you go hey tyler wait a minute i got something for you ever had a pop-tart
oh i love these things
that's all yours that's all mine tyler katarski that was oh it was something
called stupid human
well they're still nice and warm paul there you go give it a try i know what
they take oh oh my god
did you folks get one