Name: Dave's $200,000 Camera Races | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's $200,000 Camera Races | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-21. Transcript available.

Oh, okay, you know what we're going to do tonight?
We have camera races.
That's right.
You're kidding.
That's right.
We're going to race cameras down the hallway.
In fact, those of you involved with tonight's camera races,
I suggest that you take your positions right now.
Can you do that?
Okay, everybody involved in the camera races, go ahead.
Camera one and camera two will be racing tonight in the first heat.
There they go.
Joe DeBonis and Barry Stichler.
There they go.
In a few minutes, they'll be racing now from opposite ends of the hallway,
equidistant from the door to the studio,
and then they make that terrifying turn into the studio,
and we'll see who wins.
That'll be coming up in just a matter of minutes.
Tonight's category from our home office in Lebanon, Pennsylvania.
Oh, it moved, by the way.
It's now in Lebanon, Pennsylvania.
Lebanon, Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
Lebanon, Pennsylvania.
Here we go.
Tonight's category.
Is everything all right out there, by the way?
Are we all set?
Rose, is everything okay?
Anybody hurt?
Okay, here we go.
Getting ready for the big camera races.
The category tonight, top ten second-half cheers
heard from Denver Bronco fans on Super Sunday
at the Super Bowl in New Orleans, Louisiana.
Here we go.
Top ten second-half cheers from the Denver Bronco fans.
Number ten.
Hold them under 100.
Number nine.
Number nine.
More magazines.
Number eight.
All we need is 25 field goals.
Number seven.
Oh, for the sweet release of death.
Number six.
Drug tests.
Drug tests.
Number five, dignity, dignity, leave us with our dignity.
Number four, hey, that big San Francisco guy was shoving.
Number three, start the bus, start the bus.
Number two, two, four, six, eight, ah, screw it.
And the number one cheer overheard by Denver Bronco fans during the second half,
wait till the Pro Bowl.
There you go.
Are we ready?
Hal, are we ready in the control room?
I guess we're ready in the control room.
Paul, are you ready?
We are ready.
Okay, competing tonight, camera races, Barry Frischer on camera number one
and his competition on camera number two, Joe DeBonis.
Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
Get ready for real thrill-packed excitement.
On your mark.
What is it next, Paul?
What is it?
Get set.
Get set.
Oh, here we go.
Camera races, ladies and gentlemen.
All right, they're coming down the hallway.
Oh, my God.
It's going to be very, very close.
And it is all right.
Camera two.
Oh, the number one.
Nice job, Joe.
Here's the one right here.
Joe DeBonis, everybody.
Very nice try.
Are you all right?
High five.
Thank you very much.
Where is the late night magic lady?
Come on out.
Come on.
Here we go.
This is for Joe.
Okay, this is for Barry.
Thank you very much.
Come on over here.
Here we have a...
Congratulations, Joe.
Here we have a belt and a wallet
for winning the first camera race.
Thanks, man.
And Barry, for you, we have a belt.
Congratulations.
Nice job.
Very nice job.
You know, Paul, did you see that?
Barry coming around the turn there with his camera
nearly went over.
Those cameras weigh about 650,000 pounds.
They're very...
It's a dangerous race.
How much of those things cost, Morty?
What is one of those worth?
Huh?
$200,000 camera, and we're racing them.
Good.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody in California
who helped make our anniversary show
so darn pleasant for us,
and it'll be on Thursday of this week.
Hal, you know, I was looking at our new set back there,
and I know...