Name: Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Joining The Military | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Joining The Military | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-27. Transcript available.

the category tonight top 10 questions ask yourself before joining the military
and to present
tonight's top 10 list live aboard the uss intrepid over there in the hudson
members of the united
states navy marine corps and coast guard turn on the thing here we go
there they are what a beautiful sight what a beautiful day thank you very much
ladies and
gentlemen we certainly hope you enjoy your time here in new york city here we
go top 10 questions
now to ask yourself you want to find out am i cut out for the military so you
got to do some soul
searching ask yourself some questions same thing with being a talk show host
not everybody can do it
you got to ask yourself some questions so here now questions to ask before you
join the military
number 10 petty officer first class john bellai can i keep my long stringy
greasy hair
number nine petty officer third class melissa robinson do my ears at old navy
count
of course they do number eight first lieutenant jason collins
will the other dudes like my long stringy greasy hair yeah i think they will
number seven petty officer first class michael scalia well don't ask don't tell
interfere with my ricky martin
fan club no no i think you're going to be just fine there uh number six corporal
brady sullen
would the military support my obesity driven lifestyle
uh-huh uh number five ensign naomi reynolds am i only doing this for the
government socks
that's plenty believe me at number four petty officer third class tamika whaley
would they let me sleep in yeah
uh number three junior grade lieutenant junior grade jasmine barnard when do i
get to meet iron man yeah
petty officer second class shade moore do i get a jet pack and the number one
question to ask
yourself before joining the military lieutenant commander jason aleksek oh no
am i going to miss
uh thank you very much uh the sailors and marines are from the uss iwo jima uh
members of the coast
guard are from united states coast guard sector new york and the coast guard
cutter hawser uh the
intrepid of course the fighting i proudly served in world war ii in vietnam and
twice as nasa prime
recovery ship for the manned space program always a thrill and an honor to have
those folks in town
with us but the intrepid is always here
i remember remember the the first year of a fleet week and i won't tell you
what branch of the service
but a bunch of kids got out of hand and got drunk and and tried to float the
intrepid home
it ain't going nowhere boys
it ain't going nowhere boys