Name: Super Trump Or Monkey? | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Super Trump Or Monkey? | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-05-31. Transcript available.

let's go into rupert's now it's time for the season finale of trump or monkey
okay rupert introduce us to the contestant you have there this is jenny ford hi
jenny
nice to see you hello jenny ford that's a that's a very that's a that's like a
famous name do i
know a jenny ford is there a famous jenny ford well i'm thinking of whom i
think i'm jenny craig
that's right exactly what it is and where are you from jenny i'm originally
from
canada but i live here now what town in canada humboldt saskatchewan oh saskatchewan
and that's
where is that is that one of the western provinces midwest midwest minot north
dakota they're growing
wheat up there is that what they're doing they're trying and how long how long
have you lived here
four years and have you ever been in the betty ford program or the jenny craig
program
not yet and what do you do for a living uh theater musical theater oh musical
theater so you sing you
you're a performer yeah wow have you appeared in productions yes i'm doing hairspray
oh my god
she's in hairspray well we gotta we gotta see a little something can you do
something for us jenny
oh goodness i'll end up getting fired yeah well my park consists of out and hoot
and uh so it's not as
interesting as tracy turnblad what was she talking about yeah yeah in canada
they don't say out in
canada they say oot right and a boot right i think that's what she meant i see
that's her part plays the
canada and and i asked if she could do a little something and then we get the oot
and the boot
and i think yeah i think she meant that she's a background singer and she does
shoop shoop and
those kind of oh okay all right a little part all right okay well that's fine
thanks jenny that's
all right uh anyway that's not why you called tonight you're here to play trump
or monkey
do you watch the very popular apprentice show i do i've watched one episode uh-huh
that's enough and
and and what do you think of donald trump uh great yeah he's actually kind of a
hump don't you think
yeah rupert do you have any questions for jenny uh no
why does he even bother keeping that place open honest to god he could just do
it on the sidewalk
all right uh rupert get out the trump or monkey game board and uh get ready uh
alan what are we
playing for tonight dave we're playing for a trip for two to acapulco oh my god
that look at that
all right jenny uh study the game board and we're looking for trump or monkey
you have to pick here a
picture either donald trump or the monkey and uh i think you have 30 seconds
let's put up the clock
all right look at him we're looking for either donald trump or the monkey
all right start the clock here we go take your time 30 seconds make your choice
carefully for trump
we're looking for donald trump or the monkey yes you tell us if you think you
found donald trump or the
monkey which one trump which one okay which one do you think it is you think
that's donald trump
all right let's turn over the one closest to uh rupert closest to rupert okay
so there's a monkey
all right let's turn over the center one oh my god turn it over
congratulations
nice going jenny well it looks like you're going to acapulco
so enjoy your trip and girls yeah oh i don't think you want that
and girls what do we have for congratulations here you go
it's a beautiful hello deli deli platter
lovely jenny ford thank you so much for playing now we're on the hook for a
trip to acapulco
are we really going to send her to acapulco well we said i said what are we
playing for and alan says
a trip to acapulco and she won so she's got to go right yeah what do you mean
no if you continue
you're going to be investigated by the fcc if you continue to stand there and
say no after i've
presented all the evidence that says yes she's going to acapulco yeah but i
said to alan
i said to alan what is she playing for and alan says a trip to acapulco so then
she won
what and and she she won what she was playing for so she's going to mexico
absolutely and my hands
are clean on this
and you you standing there trying to weasel out of it you'll be indicted you'll
be indicted
you'll be subpoenaed and indicted because you're just standing there weaseling
and and by the way
now is not a good time to monkey around with the fcc you're in big trouble
sister
ladies and gentlemen tonight we're playing super trump or monkey get ready
all right let's go on to rupert g's hello delhi out there on 53rd street wow
look at all the folks
lined up how do you do man nice to see you welcome to new york city good to
have you with us how you
doing hey robert how's it going dave how are you good now tonight we're playing
super trump or monkey
rupert do you know what that's all about yes now the last time we played trump
or monkey we actually
had a winner and uh her name was jenny ford and the prize that night was what
uh a trip to acapulco
trip to acapulco yeah and she won april 15th and here's her winning that uh
wonderful prize on april
15th let's take a look at the videotape we're looking for donald trump or the
monkey yes you
tell us if you think you found donald trump or the monkey which one trump okay
so there's a monkey
all right let's turn over the center one oh my god turn it over congratulations
it was a wonderful night and by mistake that night the prize was a trip to acapulco
well what do you mean by mistake we never thought she'd win right
that's how but she did win and they went to acapulco and here she is jenny ford
welcome
back ladies and gentlemen hey jenny how are you i'm good dave thank you
where did you go in acapulco oh we stayed at the qualton club all-inclusive yes
all-inclusive
it was all-inclusive well it sounds like a nice outfit it was great who did you
go with i went with
my husband did you have a nice time yeah we had a great time had you ever been
to acapulco before
i had been to acapulco we actually met down there oh really yeah so what a
lovely romantic reunion of
sorts it was very nice yeah and did you get sick while you were there no you
know sometimes when
when people travel to foreign lands they get sick i know you didn't get sick no
we didn't drink any of
the sea water have you eaten in the rupert's hello deli i have not okay well
yeah now uh i understand
you have some photographs of all the fun you had there in acapulco jenny let's
take a look you tell
us what we're looking at yes this is a picture from the balcony of our uh place
oh beautiful and the
water looks beautiful but i wouldn't recommend swimming in it can't swim in it
okay no you can't swim
i see there it is and here's the qualton club in front of it all inclusive that's
right there you
are you got your trump or monkey shirt on yes they all thought i was from texas
there's your husband there's my husband he must have been thrilled was he
thrilled yeah he was
he's got his cop face on right now uh-huh and then this is our room nice king-sized
bed talk about
luxury looks like temporary housing and then this is this of course the pool
this is the pool where
we spent most of our time a lot of activity there at the pool a lot of activity
we did a you know
aerobic exercises things like that this was yeah what do we got here who's that
this is my friend paula
from argentina that i met there wow and we played beach volleyball the girls
against the guys did she
win the buenos aires version of trumper monkey if she did yeah they didn't give
her a t-shirt though
so wasn't as good she's a lovely woman you can see that yeah all right what
else do you have there
out there on the jet skis we got jet skis and there was so much pollution that
i ended up having
motor trouble and had to come back and they pulled some plastic out of the
motor because of all the
plastic in the ocean way to sell the place all right well uh welcome back i'm
glad you had a lovely
time but now tonight uh we're going to play a super trumper monkey alan tell
them what she's playing
for dave it's a cuisinart citrus juicer back to you dave all right i'm sorry it's
not another trip but
it's still a beautiful prize rupert put up the board and let's play super trump
or monkey you know how
this plays we've got six photos we're looking for the picture of donald trump
all the way there we go
30 seconds and begin good luck jenny looking for donald trump five monkeys one
uh one billionaire
she's thinking about it she's thinking about it okay 15 seconds she's thinking
about it and donald
think that's donald trump
that's your final answer final answer all right let's go ahead and turn it over
rupert
congratulations
and what else do we have for our girls
hello deli deli platter
jenny ford winning a super trumper monkey wow it's getting to be like that kid
on jeopardy she wins
every time she's here somebody ought to look into that