Name: Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-06-11. Transcript available.

the category tonight and it's a completely it's perfect timing we're right in
the middle of the
tourist season here in new york city top 10 things every new york city tourist
needs to
know oh when you get ready to come to our town and we we want to have you here
we love having
you here but there are certain things you need to know for example don't walk
in front of our
theater on a hot day you're gonna get soaked uh top 10 things every new york
city tourist needs
to know and now presenting tonight's top 10 list ladies gentlemen please
welcome actual tourists
come on in folks
by the way this year 36 million tourists will visit new york city and spend
over 15 billion dollars oh
that's great that's remarkable isn't it all right top 10 things every new york
city tourist needs to know
here we go number 10. if your car is towed it's cheaper to buy a brand new one
than to pay the
fines that's certainly true buy a brand new car thank you sir number nine leave
one relative back
home to carry on the family name everything's fine now number eight you wouldn't
believe how friendly
some of the men are in greenwich village number seven a cap from jfk to midtown
should run you about six
hundred dollars that's right that's about anything under a thousand really is
what you're looking for
number six you can economize on hookers by purchasing the weekly pass that's
right
number five apparently the new spider-man 2 movie is out on video already
number four just keep going learn these four words i didn't see nothing that's
right i didn't see
number three the police get very angry when they catch you having sex in their
squad car
number two don't put ben gay on gunshot wounds no don't do that don't do that
and the number one thing
every new york city tourist needs to know if you smoke in a bar mayor bloomberg
will kick you in the nuts