Name: Top Ten Thoughts Going Through A Lifeguard's Mind | Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Thoughts Going Through A Lifeguard's Mind | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-08. Transcript available.

let's see the category tonight uh oh this is perfect and these are hard-working
men and women
hard-working men and women they should not be overlooked you you we're lucky to
have them
uh and the category top 10 thoughts going through a lifeguard's mind on a
typical day they're out
there on the beach broiling their brains out and and they they each of them
they have a sector that
they have to guard and it's several miles of coastline that they're responsible
for keeping
safe so ladies and gentlemen presenting tonight's top 10 list please welcome 10
area lifeguards
thank you very much for being here number 10 christian velasquez just had lunch
so i'll wait
30 minutes before rescuing someone number nine christina sybarth shark no wait
that's a guy with
a hump that's a guy that's a guy with a hump number eight uh ian moritz americans
are more buoyant than
ever yeah good news americans number seven bernie chester i love being half
naked and staring at
ian moritz americans yeah who doesn't tell me about it uh number six graham how
how how long was i asleep
number one number five renata aziz baeva the seagulls are talking to me
number four jonathan cologne give me a second i'm working on my tan yeah that's
right
number three christina nicholas getting paid to sit in a chair and do nothing i'm
letterman
i heard that and you're right you're right here right here sitting right there
number two sadie ramos
maybe i should be facing the water
and the number one thought going through a lifeguard's mind on a typical day jeff
kalzinski
help or kelp who cares yeah that's right
area lifeguards thank you so much folks we'll be right back with michael spara
We'll see you next time.