Name: Dave Spends The Day With Richard Simmons | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Spends The Day With Richard Simmons | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Spends The Day With Richard Simmons | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-15. Transcript available.

you know it was uh it was a uh a late autumn day it uh was kind of rainy kind
of drizzly one of
those days where you could tell that the summer was over and winter was ahead
of you about a week
or two and i had the afternoon off and i said you know what i'm going to do i'm
going to take
a video camera crew we're going to go out to new jersey and spend the day in a
neighborhood there
in new jersey just going door to door visiting with people in new jersey and i
took along a very
very special friend go ahead and roll that hal here we are we're going to be
going door to door
talking to people about various things and look who i brought with me come on
hi there you go
it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood if this doesn't bring the cops i don't
know what will hello
richard you're gonna get shot don't do that come here you know richard is a
fitness guru i know that's
that's why he has his little guru outfit on richard collects dalmatians i have
six dalmatians what do
you think his house smells like oh yeah i would think so they're probably dog
hair on everything
he's starting he's starting hello he's even squirrelier than i thought you know
by the way he was
bothering uh barbara streisand did you hear about this i'm totally serious
about this let me let me
finish david ruined my chances of ever meeting barbara and i waited 30 years
richard your ass is hanging
out of those shorts david stop it you know what you maybe you just never really
had somebody that
you really idolized before maybe you've never been in love
hello look at jeremy is that interesting you and jeremy are dressed alike get a
little outfit on
barbara streisand come on out barbara don't do that see there you go again it's
just like a big funny
joke to walk back to town richard walk back to town buddy it's raining men now
hallelujah it's raining
men don't don't sing again or i have to go back to town when you talk to richard
you feel your stomach
kind of tightening up a little he's a little heavier don't you think he's a
little heavy for a fitness
guru look at how he always says these things you're a member of a satanic cult
though i read that
you can see it in the eyes of the people who answer the door don't say it david
no no they're they're
frightened they think there's some kind of creepy puppet show going on out i'll
get him some pants
i'm done talking to you about barbara streisand but two things here first of
all you brought it up
you brought it up i did not bring it up talking about today you brought it up
today i didn't bring
it up yes you did you brought it up you brought it up i did not bring it up so
we're going to go get
him pants put him in some like jungle fatigue that kind of thing you know i'm
not going look like a
tough guy you want you want to look like a tough guy don't you now if we make
you look like a tough
guy we could go to the donna karen boutique no no no no no no no donna please
oh what was that
bleeding noise do that again we'll go to like an army place how long have i
been doing a surplus store
no i don't buy surplus my friend richard here wants some pants i'm not putting
on those dickies
just try on a pair look if you try on a pair of these i'll get you the new barbara
streisand cd here david
oh god help us all drop those drop them here put this on all right oh my god i
am alignment for the
county come on here we don't want to go out dressed i don't care let's go you
can make me the happiest
man alive if you tell me you have the new barbara streisand cd yes i do oh
thank god they got it they
got it what do you think oh no we want to be treated like regular people don't
we dave
that ain't gonna happen in your lifetime what's your favorite song
there you go that was my afternoon in new jersey with a very very special
friend we have to do a
commercial and when we come back dave patel will be out here to entertain you
you