Name: Top Ten Reasons Joe Biden Dropped Out Of The Race | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Reasons Joe Biden Dropped Out Of The Race | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Reasons Joe Biden Dropped Out Of The Race | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-22. Transcript available.

oh last night this was fun last night we loaded up the prancing fluids we call
them that prancing
fluids we call them the prancing fluids because we want to that's the only
reason that's the only
reason we call them that we loaded them up last night with scope and it turned
the the uh the
liquid was green and it was lovely so tonight uh we're gonna load it up with
lavores i guess right
bring it out here boys and that it'll be red so let's see where is the lavores
and and again how
many uh boy it smells uh smells like i just had my teeth cleaned how many
bottles of lavores did we
use 200 200 bottles and roughly this is how many gallons any idea 20 gallons 20
gallons 20 gallons of
lavores here are the the empty containers thank you beth thank you very much 20
gallons of lavores
oh there's more to come all right so uh we'll load it up and turn it on 20
gallons now when you go in
to buy 20 gallons of lavores what what is the reaction do they uh i guess they
back away don't they
all right well that looks that looks great already okay thank you very much
gentlemen
and uh we all set all right we'll turn it on now ladies and gentlemen the prancing
fluids
20 gallons of lavores ready paul here we go
smells smells like the dentine factory blew up
i don't even know what that means here we go it's our top 10 list tonight uh
tonight's category from
scottsdale arizona top 10 reasons joe biden dropped out of the race what was
the deal on this
guy by the way these these democrats seem to keep shooting themselves in the
foot don't they
whatever they do they did here we go top 10 reasons joe biden dropped out of
the race number
10 to promote his new album bad number nine plans to spend more time with his
imaginary coal miner relatives
number eight he accidentally delivered nixon's resignation speech number seven
realized he didn't have a chance against the gebhart juggernaut
number six his term paper business is really taking off number five couldn't
could not pronounce eek bin ein berliner number four finally got tickets for
last leg of dead tour
number three decided to run for presidency of the hair club for men number two
the new monkeys are on tv now and a man has just so much time number one
wants to chase skirts full-time with gary hart
but it worked it worked that's the first time we were like oh for five or
something the first
time two or three days it worked but we couldn't really see that that was robert
c wright's office
the man who runs the show here oh that's right see that's it that's right and
robert c wright was
in there playing with his little bunny friend feeding him a donut oh i see that's
right that was robert
there he is again there he is yeah yeah okay uh make sure miss america doesn't
leave will you morty