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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Top Ten Things Never Before Said By Joe Biden And Other Senators | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-24. Transcript available.

The category tonight, Top 10 Things You Never Before Said.
Top 10 Things Never Before Said by a United States Senator.
Top 10 Things Never Before Said by a United States Senator.
Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear a United States Senator Say.
Okay.
All right.
And now to present tonight's top 10 list,
we have 10 United States Senators from the 107th Congress.
Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
Number 10 from Connecticut, Senator Christopher Dodd.
Wake me when Senator Windbag is finished.
Okay.
Number 9 from the great Hoosier State of Indiana,
the Honorable Senator Evan Bayh.
Last night, Strom Thurmond and I got absolutely wrecked
at the M&M concert.
Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear a United States Senator Say.
Number 8 from Pennsylvania, Senator Arlen Specter.
All press inquiries should go to my pet chimpanzee, Ricky.
Number 7 from Maine, Senator Olympia Snowe.
I promise to be the best senator I can be for the next six years,
or four years, or however many years a senator serves.
Number 6 from the Empire State, New York, Senator Charles Schumer.
Mr. President, I yield the floor to the Honorable Senator Salk.
What?
What?
Number 5 from Delaware, Senator Joseph Biden.
President Bush is always using a lot of big words that I just don't understand.
Number 4, the senior senator from the great state of Indiana, Senator Richard Lugar.
I am honest, bright, a hard worker, and I serve my country honorably in the
military.
I guess I'm never going to be president.
That's right.
Number 3 from the nutmeg state, Connecticut, Senator Joseph Lieberman.
I'm going to raise your taxes so I can buy myself a sweet Camaro.
It didn't make any sense.
What does that mean?
Nice delivery, though.
You got it, man.
You got it.
Okay.
Number 2 from New York, Senator Hillary Clinton.
My day breaks up like this.
Ten minutes doing Senator's stuff.
Nine hours, Sony PlayStation.
There you go.
And finally, the number one thing never before said by a United States senator
from Iowa,
Senator Tom Harkin.
The House of Representatives is a bunch of dorks.
There you go.