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uh you know every uh friday night when we do the viewer mail uh biff henderson
joins us in his
map across america late show mailbag 2002 world tour and where is biff tonight
turn on the thing
and let's find out where he is
hey biff how you doing good dave how are you some wonderful places in this
great country of
ours this summer tell the folks where you are tonight biff uh today dave this
week i am near one
of the most recognizable locations in the united states the st louis gateway
arch oh look at there
right there the mighty mississippi that's correct old man river that's it the
big muddy you know it
what else do we call it call it the mississippi river that's right yeah hey biff
you know i i came very
close to being in the e street band did you hear that i heard that dave yeah
what happened huh what
no i asked what happened yeah go ahead what happened what happened
like willie tyler and lester here tonight we're talking about i lived on d
street
the board goes back not a match all right now
uh so what we'll do here uh biff when we uh when we call out the hometown uh
are you in missouri or
illinois well actually i'm on the casino queen which is on the mississippi on
the illinois side
okay now biff when we call out the hometown of the letter biff will indicate it
with a he will locate
it first he first he locates it then he indicates it he locates it with that
pointer and then he indicates
it with a colorful push pin yes he does it's been described as the most
pointless behavior in all of
television okay biff you're ready to roll yes sir okay here we go uh good day dave
i was wondering
if you have tried the new vanilla coke uh thanks kathleen callahan salt lake
city utah easy easy money
biff salt lake city go ahead and find it easy money for biff this guy is a
regular magellan
salt lake city there you go five points thank you
uh biff the question here is about the new vanilla coke i uh i've been pretty
busy and i haven't had a
chance to try it but you know who who has tried the vanilla coke who uh you
know harold larkin our
carpenter of course yes he he has tried the vanilla and tonight he is going to
put vanilla coke to the
harold larkin taste test harold thanks dave today i'll be tasting the newest
product from the coca-cola
company vanilla coke here goes
wow i'm overcome with a wave of vanilla flavor i have never in my life
experienced
and it keeps on coming my mouth is alive with vanilla flavor oh wait oh
something's wrong oh
if you'd like your product rivaled on the late show send it to harold larkin's
taste test
here at late show 1697 broadway new york new york 10019 you'll be glad you did
you'll be glad you did
you'll be glad you did letter number two hi dave i was wondering what kind of
tv shows you like to
watch in your spare time thanks michelle macomb foster city california yikes biff
i don't know i've
never heard of foster city it's in california foster city i have no idea it's
uh actually not here dave
but i know where it is it's between san francisco and redwood city and it is
there
okay biff knows where it is have you ever been to foster california foster city
yes
i have what was that i don't think a mosquito what was that biff are you all
right i'll tell
you something man they got flies out here that bite
they got some serious flies out here okay all right because of the fly we're
going to give
you credit for foster city all right there's ten points uh hey dave i was
wondering what kind of tv
shows you'd like to watch the showtime michelle macomb uh i don't get a chance
to watch a lot of uh
television i don't get a chance to drink a lot of vanilla coke but one of one
of our stage uh hands
a kenny sheehan you know kenny sheehan you've got a brand new segment on on the
program it's called
kenny sheehan's tv for men kenny sheehan's tv for men here here's the first
installment all right
hi today i will be reviewing this week's episode of sex in the city
i have my m&m's right here so i'm ready to go see you in about a half an hour
what'd you do last night went to a movie with who myself on date night are we
still
gonna have to call it date night in our 50s
all right then at n03 dear dave how's your 401k doing hi bob hi stan how's the
go going hunter
barnett to memphis tennessee and another one this is slam dunk biff memphis tennessee
it's right down the river ain't it
yeah right down the river
if one day would you would you like to take a boat trip all the way down the
mississippi
you know dave that that sounds like a good idea
all right thank you
i i got nothing but good ideas
uh okay uh how's the 401k doing oh my god i mean
how about the stock market has it just gone berserk and like today again it
dropped another thousand
points or something at least and you know how they describe this i think it's
it's been a bear market
oh is that what you know they have the bull market and then they have the bear
market and analysts say
now that we're in a rather vigorous bear market i see so because i know nothing
and i think it's a
good opportunity to educate myself and others ladies and gentlemen for uh more
information on this
problem we're having with today's economy we've invited to be a guest on the
show please say hello
from wall street the bear
so
that was pathetic for a hundred different reasons
you better not get up i'll tell you you better spend the whole show there that's
right you
better not get up yeah okay letter number four thank god letter number four
dear dave you think
the loch ness monster exists uh andy rayside glasgow scotland biff glasgow scotland
turn over the map
glasgow's boy you're lucky you're not here we just had a bear come in and maul
alan calter
it was horrifying really did he complete the job yeah we're thinking about
calling the police
glasgow scotland biff okay ever been to scotland no i have not i'd love to go
there
i hear it's beautiful isle of sky that kind of thing now this is bad hebrides
i had to find scotland what i can't have you found it biff
try to find try to find uh ireland and then maybe nudge your way north a little
see if that works yeah
yeah i knew that what about that land mass there to your left a little bit what
is that's iceland
oh i see oh yeah okay you got it here we go yes sir there you go nice job
part of the united kingdom do you think the loch ness monster exists you know
uh that's an interesting
question and i think they've pretty much proven that that was a hoax uh but uh
i'm always interested
in uh unexplained phenomena and you know there's that you know paul the new
film the the the new uh
film it's called uh uh signs oh signs of course yes that's right and uh it
really looks very creepy
to me have you seen the previous for it well i've saw yeah oh it's fantastic
yeah right take a look
here signs what kind of machine can bend to stock a corn over without breaking
it it can't be by hand it's too
perfect it's like one of the worlds
the mailbag
now let's see how biff did if you got uh four cities tonight you got them all
correct that's five
points a city and a total of 20 points easy congratulations biff another
perfect score
thank you you know where you're going to be next week next week yeah where are
you going to be next
week well next week i'll be on vacation ah good for you you deserve it you've
done a great job for us
have a good time biff thank you very much biff enderson ladies
We'll be right back.