Name: U.S. Women's Olympic Soccer Team Top Ten | Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'U.S. Women's Olympic Soccer Team Top Ten | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'U.S. Women's Olympic Soccer Team Top Ten | Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-08-07. Transcript available.

uh the category tonight top 10 things i can say now that i've won a gold medal
well we're talking
about the olympics did you folks enjoy the olympics what a wonderful two-week
period
in uh in athens and uh the americans won i think a total of 103 medals
wow that was a very very nice one yes
and how about the american men's basketball team
all right okay okay i'm sorry you all right yeah i'm fine all right uh anyway
the category of the
top 10 things i can now say that i've won a gold medal and presenting tonight's
the top 10 list
ladies and gentlemen 10 members of your gold medal winning united states women's
soccer team here we
go
there they are they're lovely
how about them guys
you're never gonna for my money you're never gonna see a better looking group
of world-class
athletes than the u.s women's soccer team oh you got that right and of course i
i um people will say well dave you're you're biased and that's true i uh brandy
chastain and i were
married briefly i remember that yeah briefly briefly i see
top 10 things i can now say that now that i've won a gold medal i can say
think soccer ball was letterman's head made it more fun to kick what now wait a
minute number nine lindsay
tarpley i'm saving on my gold medal insurance thanks to geico
number eight kat reddick now that the olympics are over it will be fun to use
our hands again yeah
number seven brian a scurry i swiped a couple miniature bottles of shampoo from
the athens marriott
that's all right don't worry about it number six abby wambach we tested
positive for being
18 really hot soccer babes yeah yeah that's exactly number five christine lilly
i regularly go to mcdonald's to satisfy my olympic size appetite
i just made ten thousand dollars for saying that there you go congratulations
number four joy faucet it was such an honor to play in front of dozens and
dozens of crazed fans
exactly exactly number three julie fowdy thank goodness i won this thing on the
way to the
theater my metal stopped two bullets yeah
number two brandy chastain i'm pleased to announce that i am now mrs bob costas
what what
what what happened hey what happened and the number one thing i can now say
that i've won a gold medal mia ham
it's pretty clear who wears the pants in the family now huh nomar
yeah there you go yeah there you go
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you very much thank you
so much yeah nice going thank you very much the united states members gold
medal soccer team ladies and gentlemen
you