Name: Demi Moore Gives Dave Her Birthday Suit | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Demi Moore Gives Dave Her Birthday Suit | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-04. Transcript available.

you know you look you look oh i'm sorry that was just a joke i was pretending
to make it
did you call me deborah deadwood oh deadwood but deborah's fine she called me
deborah how odd is
that what do you think you have something you want to spit yes oh yeah you know
i was backstage
practicing to see if i could get something up because i'm actually a good spitter
i was ready
there's there's a difference between spitting and getting something up we're
not we're no no no
we're not talking about lunch we're just talking about you know no but it's you
know you have to
work it up if it's too thin you can't get any distance here do me a favor this
will be cool
just chew this up and then uh have to get it right out there you go it's gonna
take me a little while
so maybe i'm gonna give you this while i'm chewing what do you have there well
because this is a big
thing here it's very special in the theater i wanted to give you something that
was special to me that's
very nice of you so if it's okay i know you don't like gifts sometimes i love
gifts anyway i have
time to wrap it and i i told them backstage i like to wrap i hope it's a nice
cold heineken
we made both needed after this wad of gum all right let's open this right i
hope you like it
hey look a puppet show wow oh hello dinty
oh oh well
how terribly thoughtful it looks like just an old kind of well muddy wash rag
but it's very special because
this is uh my suit from the vanity fair cover just for you
i had to work very hard to get that good 11 and a half hours
you mean this is what you use to take the paint off well that's what's left of
the suit right wow
my man thank you very much i'll treasure this and you just took it off with a
rag you didn't have
to use like rust-oleum or anything no no it came right off okay thank you that's
uh but you know
speaking of i was looking at all your covers lately it's kind of funny that
they all look the same dave
well it's me i know but it's it's not exactly that they're always like this and
i'm just wondering
if maybe you had a complex because you were fat and now you're like looking so
hot and i was just
wondering you know no he is you're looking great nice i you know naked naked i
can say this i see
myself at least once a day naked and how is it i have the body of an older
buddy ebsen
and i you know oddly enough i see buddy ebsen naked at least once a day
it's a very strange life i have i know you keep your private life very private
you're ready to try
and spit here yeah all right anton here she go hal get ready we want to put
this in the spit montage
can i stand up yeah i think continuity all right stand up sitting all right sit
down
all right all right do we do we have that in slow motion can we put the arrow
on that here we go
yeah
you know we're going to see it again hell
all right close enough
you know that that movie you couldn't have been more charming in that movie oh
that in in decent
proposal i enjoyed that i said to myself after i said i said now there that's a
movie i said that
did you that was a great film good yeah we have to do a commercial and uh we
have other things to
chat with demie moore about when we return hope to see you soon come on back
there yes sir
demie moore is here ladies and gentlemen spin doctor is on the show and a
little bit later do you
like baking do you bake at home do you have a chance to bake no i'm i'm not
good at that oh hang
around because we have i need some lessons bev tanner is a baking mad woman
this is what you were
talking about this is the cover of vanity fair about a year ago
and this underneath that you're absolutely undressed completely how long were
you in the paint how
long did it they use a gun or a roller
it was eleven and a half hours and uh then we had to leave the hotel eleven and
a half hours and i had
to leave the hotel walk through the lobby and get in the car and drive to a
location of a billiard hall
to shoot so you're walking around undressed dressed like that naked wow now
what is your
husband bruce willis mr big shot macho big time what does he think about all of
this he just thinks
i'm crazy yeah because it took so long he wouldn't want to be sitting there
that long yeah no who
would want who who would have the patience for that but the end result was very
very fetching and
provocative well thanks yeah sure uh and you're about to add to the family yes
i'm pregnant again
congratulations you have two children already yes and this one is is now on its
good end it was
really bad for a while it was my main mode of transportation was basically
crawling from the bed
to the bathroom this would be the the morning sickness yes but i understand the
morning sickness
runs all day long uh and through the night so now it's good i'm here that's
that's progress well
good for you i think that's nice you have you have a fascinating life and i
think a lot of people
admire and envy you and your husband for what you're able to do personally and
professionally thank you
dave that's quite a do you have a name for the baby you know what what are the
first two names rumor
and scout rumor and scout yes all right now they suggested pinocchio as the uh
next name how did
how did we arrive at rumor and scout uh rumor is from rumor godden who is an
authoress and uh scout is from
to kill a mockingbird so this one that was scout was the little girl in the
exactly yeah okay so we've
been looking and uh i was actually going to ask you for a little help i have
kind of a top ten list
of my own i thought if it was okay i'd run it through by everybody oh my
goodness the lists of
possible baby names yeah oh this is cool let's see okay cool you want to read
them you want me to read
them let's see what do you have here you actually have ten you want to just run
this up as a list yeah
paul can you do this for us how do we have the accoutrements all right so i'll
just read these
these these are names you and bruce are considering for the for the newborn
some are his some are mine
okay we'll see top ten possible names for demi and bruce's new baby number ten
beavis
yeah that's pretty cute i don't mind that number nine forklift i have no idea
number eight kemosabe
that's good that's indian it means friend that one was mine yeah uh number
seven ibuprofen
number six i'm reading ahead here number six i think is not a bad idea because
this takes care of both
your personal life and your professional life number six cisco
uh number five dr pepper number number four marmaduke number number three manute
that was i like a manute willis that's not bad uh number two rhetson
i can't i can't read number one you come on no you read it no i'm just so
number one is uh but a fuco
oh no no no no
yeah that's very cute though you like yeah i'm very fond of you i think you're
terrific thanks
you know what you also that movie that uh officer and a gentleman you were in
that you know no no
that's your friday's guest oh no the what am i thinking of the friday's guess
no but what's
what's the movie i can't think of a few good men yeah a few good men there you
go
who who was in who was in officer oh that's uh your friday yeah that's right friday
no i can't
think of her name now deborah winger that's right there you go yeah i gotta
start getting out
this friday's guess uh anyway it's great to see you and uh my best to uh your
husband bruce and and
good luck with the family well thanks i think you're terrific gosh it's already
over i'm so
well you can hang around and bake you want to do that all right we'll be back
to bake ladies and gentlemen
you