Name: Fan Request: Joe Grossman's Non-Fat Chris Christie Jokes | David Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Joe Grossman's Non-Fat Chris Christie Jokes | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Joe Grossman's Non-Fat Chris Christie Jokes | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-20. Transcript available.

you're just joining us we're getting ready to go to anaheim
you know uh i gotta hand it to this guy chris christie he used to be a balloon
he was enormous
and he uh he did the smart thing on behalf of his family and you go to applaud
that yes and he had
the uh sure he had uh the the gastric lap band surgery and he's dropping uh
weight left and right
and we we feel both encouraged and happy and a little chagrin because we we
really gave this
guy a tough way to go about his about his weight so what we're gonna do and and
believe me i don't
think this makes up to uh for it but we're doing what we can okay so one of our
writers joe grossman
has come up with some chris christie jokes governor chris christie jokes that
are about him uh not
being overweight these are not these are not not being overweight these are not
fat jokes i just said
yeah i'm fat i'm fat jokes yeah no these are not fat jokes let's try where is
he joe grossman come on
out here he is
hi joe nice to see you again you haven't been here a while i know you and your
wife not so very long ago
uh had a baby how old is the baby now three and a half months three and a half
months and uh boy girl
i don't remember
uh okay so now you have written for us and i i commend you for this some jokes
about chris christie
that are not about his weight go ahead take it away joe grossman ladies and
gentlemen
chris christie is so not fat he did not get married just for the cake
chris christie is so not fat he does not butter his i can't believe it's not
butter
chris christie is so not fat he was not kicked out of the zoo for showing up
with a knife and fork
okay um hold it
these are these are fat jokes that you have just tried to by adding not
these are just fat jokes
i i know what you're now honestly do you have any actual not fat jokes hold on
you have a little bit of a knife that you have a knife that you have a knife
that you have a knife
got one
all right let's hear it
chris christie is so dumb while he was campaigning in jersey city his ass was
campaigning in trenton
and i'm so sorry ladies gentlemen you