Name: Fan Request: The Incredible Regurgitator | David Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: The Incredible Regurgitator | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: The Incredible Regurgitator | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-10-04. Transcript available.

Hello David. It's very nice to be here in New York everybody. I'm from Glasgow,
Scotland and we're going to start the show for you. We have here one light bulb.
Genuine bulb. We're going to suck the light bulb into the belly, bring them up
again and then we'll do a few tricks for you. Oh boy!
You see, it's real. Hey sir, you keeping that piece as a souvenir? My god, but
the size
of you, you'll bet you can swallow about 40 of them. We're joking, we're joking.
We have
here one balloon. Let's blow up the balloon. Big deal.
Let's burst the balloon. Now I have a small piece. We're going to make a little
bubble
and tie him together. One bubble. Hey, don't make me laugh. You don't know what's
coming up.
All we got here is a little balloon of air into my belly.
Excuse me. Now I have a large nail.
We're going to put the nail into the belly under the balloon. Listen to the
balloon pop inside.
Good. Now we just got to make sure we get the nail underneath the balloon.
Jam them together and here we go. Come on, pop.
Burst balloon. Oh man. The nail has gone a little too far. We can return him,
however,
but we have to use a number five billiard ball. Now this is real. Can you
imagine swallowing a
diamond that size and you wonder why I'm popular with the Colombians?
Joking. Joking. Joking.
Okay. We're going to put the ball down, bring up the nail, bring the ball back.
Now we'll have another one.
Oh boy, that's a very big ball.
Move! Now we're going to keep going. I have a little glass here. It's full of
equal, equal sweetener.
Now look what happens. Water and sugar together. The sugar gets wet. Now what
we're going to do is,
firstly, put the sugar into the stomach.
Mmm. Coffee? Water?
Sugar's coming back. Oh, Stevie.
Now we're on the finale. We had a really popular program in Scotland. What was
it? Free Willy? Well,
we're going to free them tonight.
Tonight's main course. I should have a Scottish salmon in there, shouldn't I?
Come on, little baby.
Oh, this is one big fish. Now, let me just tell you a few things. Before we
actually swallow fish,
we do have contracts worldwide to swallow the fish and bring them back. They
have no harm.
Five-second memories, man. They've gone in, come up, they forget everything. No.
Can you imagine sitting in the New York deli? What a great cocktail. Goodbye, Moby.
Oh, he touched my tongue. Oh, man. That's one big New York fish, I'll tell you.
There is no fish. Tell me, how do you want them back? Head, tail, or sideways?
Head. Now, when he comes up head again, we'll hold his head here, we'll dive
him into the bowl,
and he'll start swimming. Here's that big fish. Oh, what a fish.
Oh, get out of there. Idiot's taking the sugar and he's diabetic.
He's coming up for you now.
He's in my mouth.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
All right, Stevie. How are you doing, my man?
Good, Stevie.
Lovely piece of work. Stevie Starr.
Thank you.