Name: The Truth About Undecided Voters | David Letterman
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Truth About Undecided Voters | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Truth About Undecided Voters | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-05. Transcript available.

how you doing andy nice to see you how you been what's up my friend actually i'm
a little shaken
up i don't know have you heard the news no uh the new york state assembly has
voted to change the
name of the triborough bridge to the robert f kennedy bridge i'm upset about it
and the
triborough family is furious oh well the triborough family yeah that's too bad
i can see why you're
upset now uh andy i was deadly serious of course you are now tomorrow is uh
election day election eve
thoughts on the final days of the campaign final minutes of the campaign well i
still can't believe
joe the plumber ever took off i mean i'm not a paid republican strategist but
joe the plumber people
bought that i guess so makes me feel bad about how hard i've been on larry the
cable guy you know i
give him a he's deep and esoteric and profound when you think compared to it's
got a lot of sides to
exactly right yeah give carrot the top a second look at this point carrot the
top yeah carrot the
top now uh here's what i don't understand you went out and you talked to undecided
voters right how
in god's name can there be undecided voters this campaign has been going on for
over two years right
you're telling me people in two years haven't made up their mind who they're
going to vote for
no they made up their mind they just want to be on tv that's the main thing
people love to be on tv
they have they want to be on tv yeah they want to be a celebrity and they've
just come out with
some scientific studies that that prove that actually being on tv and being a
celebrity will
solve all your problems if you think about elvis marilyn monroe judy garland jess
joplin
they're all dead same eliminated all their problems that's right now listen uh
where did you talk to
the undecided voters at a local eatery bar near right near this theater okay
let's take a look
andy kindler now talking with undecided voters on election eve i recently met
with a group of
undecided voters in new york city we discussed the candidates the state of our
country and the issues
that concern them most foreign policy the economy social security a useless war
inexperience i as
the moderator of this panel intend to be completely impartial you will never
know from me whether i'm
voting for obama or mccain voting for obama can't stand mccain that's it i'm
done i just have to get
that out of my system the campaign for president has been going on for about
two years now what is
the matter with you people that you can't make a decision what is wrong with
you it's been two
years decide eve what about health care seems like it's doing great uh it's
such a fantastic system
oh it's awful it's awful are you kidding i was kidding but no one laughed so
probably not a joke
i guess my biggest thing is i was raised in a very conservative state and i've
since what's
what state was that south dakota ouch yeah you know what i'm talking about you
can't even gay
marriage you can't even be gay there you can't even use the word gay when
referencing the gay 90s
what do you do for a living i'm an attorney what's your and your name again jim
jim the attorney
but you make a decent amount of money i'm doing all right you know that obama's
gonna tax your off
don't you would you describe yourselves as all generally indecisive do you have
problems in
restaurants ordering i'd like you know a little bit of mccain but topped off
with an obama economic
plan with some biden on the side and would sarah palin be for dessert do you
know what i'm talking
about who's with me anybody guys brandon you like hillary would you prefer hillary
over all of these
people sure you would have gotten two for one you had bill clinton and hillary
but what about bill
clinton's indiscretions everyone has indiscretions jack kennedy the only reason
he had a bad back was
from all his indiscretions i mean this guy could hardly walk he was so busy albert
is it possible that you
came here today just for the company yes i would like to take a moment now and
test your decision
making abilities coke or pepsi neither neither why you're the only person in
the world who be who
given a choice between coke or pepsi says can i do you have any shasta what how
could you not choose
between coke and pepsi juice i prefer you prefer juice did he say jews or jews
he said jews
raise your hand if you want obama to win raise your hand if you would like john
mccain to win
raise your hand if you're just excited about the fact that george w bush will
be out of office
i think we've done some good work here yeah undecided voters absolutely andy
kindler be sure to vote
tomorrow i will thank you very much