Name: Dave Drops New Merch | David Letterman
Uploaded: 2024-11-14T22:27:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Drops New Merch | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Drops New Merch | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-14. Transcript available.

hi what happened i don't know i got bumped it reminds me of uh years and years
and years ago
tom snyder was a guy who had the tomorrow show and uh the tomorrow show this
night was going to
be me and billy crystal and merrill marco and talking to tom and at some point
uh when other
people had stopped talking put your leg the way it was before yeah tom does
this to me to get my
attention just kicked me in the foot to get me to talk then did i guess did it
get you to you
kind of do have to start talking when tom kicks your foot yeah anyway go ahead
i've been in the
back of an uber with dave and uh i don't know he's saying something or whatever
and you know the guy
is like the uber guy is listening and so i will do this and lead over and just
go like this just to
kind of remind you that we're public and and you know maybe don't say anything
and he every time
he does this did you just kick me sure and i have to say yeah if you're going
to acknowledge the kick
it defeats the purpose yes i i just uh yeah that's right i i have to get
titanium shoes i've been
kicked so many times every time did you just kick me that was an accidental
kick hi i'm barbara
gains mary dave hi everybody hi we have a special thing to tell you a special
thing what oh great i
love being on a special show it is a special show thank you very much for
having me here i'm you're
here on the perfect day okay good let's roll walter has made late show t-shirts
let me see that one
oh that's fantastic now is the late show was the original show no late night
was the original
yeah so late show this is late show yeah this is our third show third show so
that that's a nice
looking shirt and these two colors oh i like that too that's your royal blue
and then we have our youtube
logo merchandise oh this is i'm very fond of this walter did this now
originally uh he didn't have the
sculpted beard quite right he had a very long pointy beard yeah i i looked like
um i can't think of the
guy's name but a guy that had a i didn't i personally didn't mind the long
pointy beard but it's not
accurate to life it's not there's no verisimilitude the beard is an evolving
exactly it is ever changed
the living organism i'll tell you one thing about hats i am so tired it's time
for that to go away
it's time for this to go away grow up boys and you know where that comes from
of course is come from
prison really yes because you're you're in the prison and you got the bars
right here you can't get in
there to you know threaten a guard you've got this so you yeah you turn your
back around so hey come over
here and then and then you stab them yeah yeah wow yeah same with tattoos
tattoos came from prison and now
everybody has a tattoo yeah prison i think well this i think is just the best
yeah i like that i like
i love a winter are you gonna put it on no i want you to oh yeah i was excited
even though yeah oh yeah
there you go so i particularly like you wearing it because of david inception
have you seen this man
phone the authorities yeah i like that a lot yeah i'm happy here now this is my
happy place
and we've got the the dave face t-shirt let me see that one and then we have a
sweatshirt with a zipper
a zipper hoodie the dave face oh nice i like the zippered hoodies give me two
and then the uh
you know the hoodie proper there you go and how would you put yourself in touch
with one of these
items because the holidays are just around the corner exactly so you look at
the website down here
and do you have to press the thing and ring the bell no you just you just click
click click a link
thank you i couldn't say it click exactly and then what happened the link takes
you probably to the
site right right what mary's saying thank thank the lord you're here and then
uh the price i'm
guessing and i've not been consulted nor do i want to know i'm just getting
guessing that because
it's the internet and all you get the prices you're gonna get screwed blue that
would be my hunch i have
to get one of these things you're probably looking at a 200 item at least 200
are expensive as a as
an item oh yeah sweatshirts today 11 12 1500 bucks i'm telling you cheaper to
buy a car than it is to get a
hood and sweatshirt enjoy we hope that you just find for the holidays enough of
the high pressure
sales oh it's santa without oh yeah that's right because if you're if you have
kids and they're
stupid well they'll they'll think that's santa this is perfect i i personally
love all this yeah
sunglasses taking the hat off i have noticed though that there's no bgs it's
coming no it's coming
oh yeah wait a minute where is your stuff no one wanted to make it nobody
wanted to buy it hey make
it or buy it all right well we've had a lot of fun here yep yeah so thanks for
watching yeah thanks
a lot thanks for having me on again sure and uh anytime and uh don't forget to
subscribe and buy
all our things yeah oh that's meaningless the subscribe thing that's nonsense
yeah thanks for coming
see you soon goodnight happy holidays bye bye bye all right fantastic show