Name: Fan Request: Martha Stewart's Dramatic Movie Clip | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Fan Request: Martha Stewart's Dramatic Movie Clip | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-15. Transcript available.

i want to say a couple of things here about uh martha stewart you know martha
stewart
it's it's no secret that martha stewart and i for a brief period of time were
engaged
we we were never married it just didn't work out with some disagreement about
the prenuptial that's
all uh and but to make a long story short i've always had a great regard for
martha stewart
because if you know anything about martha stewart at all you know that she
started from nothing to
become a billionaires yes honest to god people don't realize this but before
she became martha
stewart the woman the empire the tv show the the magazines and everything she
was actually living
my hand to god in a hollowed out tree that's it's true you can you can it's in
up in connecticut
up in connecticut up in connecticut and and she used to come on the show and we
would kid around and i
would hug her a little too long and that was fun yeah and uh and she always
smelled so nice and and
i always regarded her as a friend you know like a tv friend not a real friend
of course but like
a friend of a friend of the show a friend of the show exactly and i just used
to love to get my arms
and uh and and and then there was the the the stock trouble and uh the stealing
whatever she was
stealing well we don't know all alleged none of it none of it ever proven but
it looks probably like
she'll go away for several years well i i hope to god she that none of this
comes true because i i think
in my heart she's innocent because by god she's martha stewart for heaven's sakes
and if you if you can
bake pies and cupcakes like that well then you're no felon are you oh you show
me a crook who can bake
pies and cupcakes like that well
this is all by way of voicing my support personally and professionally for martha
stewart because when
all of this is finished i want her to come back on the show because we we loved
her yeah we we still
loved her i still do love her and and and last night uh on on uh uh nbc it was
the big martha stewart tv
movie how many of you saw the big martha i'll pass those good wishes along
nobody i can't even pretend
anymore nobody saw the horn section yeah i appreciate that so uh what they did
and this is this is to me
is genius casting they got to sybil shepherd yes to play martha stewart yeah
and and i watched the show
last night and i was dumbfounded now what do you mean what do you mean i was i
was dumbfounded i was
shocked i was horrified and horrified but i loved every minute of it ah so i
have some clips from the
martha stewart movie and we're just going to take a look at a few of them we
call this a moment from
martha stewart's tv movie take a look and for god's sake did i not ask for merlot
oh man that's civil shepherd is really acting there isn't she and and and it
just goes to show you
because the uh the tv movie was a huge hit which means people still love martha
in spite of all of
the trouble that's of course that's what it means let's take another look at
the film from last night
ladies and gentlemen another moment from martha stewart's tv movie
every good cook deserves a copper pot
god bless her everything what what did she say what everything what every good
cook deserves a copper
oh every good cook every but i you know i'm telling i see this stuff and i don't
know whether
it's true or not but i hope to god it's true and if it if it is true if she's
actually throwing copper
pots at people it makes me even love her more there you go don't you feel that
way of course good for
you martha of course
i i've thrown stuff you know never a copper pot but i'm always throwing stuff
around
who hasn't boy that was very exciting do we have any more one more yeah let's
take a look here's
another moment from the martha stewart tv movie sit back and enjoy this
are you kidding me where are the lima beans i'm sitting here talking about lima
beans and there
aren't any someone in my staff forgot to put out the lima beans
somebody forgot to put out the lima beans okay and here's our last moment from
last night's
martha stewart's tv movie take a look
hey slut i'm sending your parents a letter tell them you're a whore
come on
did i not ask for merlot
uh you know what we're running a little late but i would dearly love to see the
hey
clip again do you mind i just it's so satisfying do we have it ready to go
okay here it is the martha stewart tv movie it's the hey clip take a look
hey slut i'm sending your parents a letter tell them you're a whore
oh my god
so many elements of it that make it oh yeah he just slams on the brakes hey
slut
you're off and off and running