Name: Jack Hanna's Butt-Sniffing Monkey | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jack Hanna's Butt-Sniffing Monkey | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-25. Transcript available.

what do you have there jack these are called silky these are called silky
chickens right
silky chickens they're called poodle chickens and marco polo when he came
around many years ago to
japan they thought these chickens were actually part rabbit and part chicken
well you know that's
what i thought when i saw you carrying them out here i said boy it looks like
jack's done something
in the lab and got him some kind of rabbit chicken kind of deal going there
that's what it is yeah
uh these are the chickens because you told me bring animals from japan it's
very hard to do
because there's not many animals they all ate them all there's not many left no
no wait a minute
before you open that up are these chickens raised uh for food are they raised
as pets these are
champion show chickens these are champion show chickens ladies not just some
regular old chicken
somebody call the colonel no no no and what where are they shown now put cover
that up jack i'm not
done talking about the chickens now where are they where is the big champion
chicken competition well i
just got through the chicken show in new mexico i filmed the chicken show there
there's chicken shows
in new york there's chicken chicken stuff everywhere these these are the silky
poodle chickens and what
what what are they judged on in in the competitions i didn't bring all these
chickens from ohio to
talk about chickens all day let me put the chickens up here put the chickens
right here a minute there
we go just sit right there just sit right there sit right there they're fine
just sit them right
there there that's good yeah they'll be safe they'll be safe there nobody will
step on the chickens
there the chickens are fine what's going on now chickens are fine oh look at
this here oh man this is
gorgeous wow hi are you are you with jack somebody in the audience brought his
pet up no no no listen
this is not more leopard dave one of the rarest cats in the world only 30 left
in the wild and a
more leopard is all right may i touch it yeah are they dangerous animals no not
they shouldn't be go
ahead they shouldn't be unless they smell chicken no yeah this is then they go
wacky this is dave this is
on more leopard i'm gonna i'm gonna touch his tail is that all right yeah there's
only 30 left in the
world is he is he mature is he grown now are you listening there's only 30 left
in the world all
right so okay so there's a 30 30 counting this one or 30 plus i didn't count
them yesterday there's 30
of them a few months ago anyway and there's about there's about 80 and kept
this is one of the rarest
cats in the world this is from that part of the world what part of the world asia
oh asia yeah
and and is it again fully grown this animal oh yeah maybe 10 more pounds wow
and deadly dangerous
in the wild right well they're pretty good yeah yeah but they're protected for
their color they're
dangerous the muscles under here it's just unbelievable wait do you see what
what else we
have though this is an incredible this dog i guess we're done with the leopard
this dog dave
where's the dog where's the dog oh yeah you won't believe this dog this dog is
from japan
oh i know what that is now there's a reason there's a reason there's a reason
the chip is
here because the chip and the dog are buddies and this is this is you know what
kind of dog this is
that's it i bet that's a dingo that's what you got there that's a dingo yeah
that's pretty good it
looks like a dingo it looks like a dingo but it's not a dingo this is shiba inu
this is a shiba inu
may i sit down here have a seat hi hi baby where is the shiba inu from that i
just said japan you
said you want japanese animals i'm sorry i get i get nervous with all of the
anyway dave this
this animal was 7 000 years old this came there 7 000 years ago
this dog this dog dave dave this dog got yourself a butt sniffing monkey
now i lost what i was saying dave this fish dave the fish over here hey
hey maybe you kids want to take a time out
i'm gonna take you to your rooms dave this fish over here is from japan
how many of these monkeys and dogs do we have left jack and and was can we miss
one tonight here
the next thing we have dave is really incredible this next animal all right is
which is a snow
monkey you won't believe this one all right okay this is will they be all right
they're fine yeah
don't worry about it oh look at this snow monkey wait a minute where's the snow
monkey
i got my snow monkey somewhere jack has misplaced ladies gentlemen do you have
a snow monkey in the
audience look at this hand this is what lives in japan you've been watching the
olympics and
everything right yeah this is from nanano japan the nano it's from nanano oh
look out here we go
this is a snow monkey a japanese cat monkeys this animal this animal here
actually oh i know what i'm
supposed to do dad gum it oh shoot they love snow oh sure come on watch watch
what he does watch this
are those are those uh watch do you know anything about a snow monkey no i don't
know you know oddly
enough i don't know anything about a snow monkey these things i went to a state
college i know nothing
about snow monkeys dave these things went in all the hot tubs in japan they
collected them most of
them put them in the gano these hot pools yeah and then what they did was
because they carry the
ebola virus some of them oh well that's nice jack they kept them out of a hot
tub all right and now
this animal all right there you go this is a very promiscuous no no no no let
the dog alone
it's a very it's a very going home with one fewer animal they're buddies they're
friends yeah
they're having just having a good time all right well listen jack thank you
thank you very much i'd be
happy to shake your hand but well i guess i will thank you very much jack hannah
ladies and gentlemen