Name: Katy Perry Performs "Teenage Dream" | David Letterman
Uploaded: 2025-04-15T15:00:48.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katy Perry Performs "Teenage Dream" | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-15. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Katy Perry Performs "Teenage Dream" | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-15. Transcript available.

There she is, ladies and gentlemen, performing a song from her brand new CD,
Teenage Dream, Katy Perry.
Oh, Katy.
I'ma get your heart racing in my skin-tight cheeks.
Be your teenage dream tonight.
You think I'm pretty without any makeup on.
You think I'm funny when I tell the punchline wrong.
I know you get me, so I let my walls come down, down.
Before you met me, I was all right, but things were kind of heavy.
You brought me to life now, every February, you'll be my valentine, valentine.
Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love.
We can dance until we die.
You and I will be on forever.
You make me now, I'm living a teenage dream.
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep.
Let's run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
My heart stops and look at me in just one touch.
Now, baby, I believe this is real.
So take a chance and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
We drove the county and got drunk on the beach.
Got a motel and built a fort out of sheets.
I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece.
I'm complete.
Let's go on the way tonight.
No regrets, just love.
We can dance until we die.
You and I will be on, we'll be on.
Because you make me now, I'm living a teenage dream.
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep.
Let's run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
My heart stops and look at me in just one touch.
Now, baby, I believe this is real.
So take a chance and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
Get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans.
Be your teenage dream tonight.
Let's you put your hands on me and my skin-tight jeans.
Be your teenage dream tonight.
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.
Because you make me now, I'm living a teenage dream.
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep.
Let's run away and don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
Hey, my heart stops and look at me in just one touch.
Now, baby, I believe this is for real.
Don't ever look back, don't ever look back.
Get your heart racing in my skin-tight jeans.
Be your teenage dream tonight.
Let you put your hands on me and my skin-tight jeans.
Be your teenage dream tonight.
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight.
There you go.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, ladies.
Nice to see you, sir.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Good to have you.
Lovely.
Look at this.
Katy Perry, ladies and gentlemen.
How about that, Paul?
You know what I'm saying?
I never.
There it is in stores today.
What are we doing here?
Thanks for watching.
Good night, everybody.