Name: Bill Murray & Lady Gaga Crash The Show | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Murray & Lady Gaga Crash The Show | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-16. Transcript available.

Oh hi! Hi Bill! Oh, look everybody's Bill Murray!
Wow. Bill, thank you. Nice to see you. Always a pleasure, my friend.
Sorry folks, this is personal. Dave, I have something here, it's called a
bucket list.
It's a list of things that a person makes up when they think that, you know,
they don't
have a lot of time left and they think they'd like to accomplish certain things
before they
pass away. Yeah, I'm familiar with that. I'm fine. I'm gonna die, but not, I'm
probably
gonna die, but not anytime soon. There was a movie about this, I remember.
Oh, so you know about it. Yeah. Okay, great. All right, so, one for you. You
knew about it all?
Okay. Okay, so what I have, I've done, I'm doing great on it. I've been
knocking them down,
but there's one thing here, which is I would like to do your show. This show?
Yeah.
What a great idea. Go ahead. Whatever. We love it when you're on the show.
Anything you want. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to be on the show. I
want to be
the guy, you know. I don't want to, I don't want to do the show like you come
in here every day and
do the show. That is, I'm not gonna do that. But I would like to, I would like
to just take over
for one joke. Oh. Oh, just a joke? Yeah. Oh, sure. Tony, do we have extras?
Anything? You have one?
Okay. Okay. I'll just be right here. So, uh, so you know that, uh, you know
that evil,
uh, Russian president, Vladimir Putin, you know? And he and his wife, uh, got
divorced.
And, uh, they've been married, married, married for over 30 years. But they
split up
last summer, after she caught him invading Georgia.
Good one. Thank you. That was nice. Say hello to my good friend Paul Schaefer.
Coming up, we got a lot of special, special stuff, uh, guests. And, you know,
this is,
this is your craft. You do this stuff, okay? Bill Murray, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, hey, Bill. Sorry. Sorry. Bill again. This is so stupid. It's nice to see
you, Bill. I know. I know.
You're just joining us. Bill is working on his bucket list. How's it going,
Bill?
Well, this is so stupid. I just realized that I've forgotten something. And
which,
of course, is a two-parter. Oh, okay. And, uh, I had an arrow going down here,
but I didn't even see it. I got excited. That's all right. I'll do whatever I
can.
Telling the joke. And then I forgot all about it. It went very well, I thought.
Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I can't wait to see it in reruns. Yeah.
Um, here it is, if you can. Sorry. Can you possibly
uh, show a clip from my movie and, uh, and then, and then read this? Sure.
Thanks. Thanks.
All right. Do you want to, do you want to, uh, the Grand Budapest Hotel? You
want to,
it's in theaters now. It's a wonderful show place. You want to tell people what
we're going to see?
I, I really, I don't have any idea. They don't, I, I, I don't even know what
the movie's about.
But, uh, I, I'm excited to see it. All right. Here now is a clip from the movie,
The Grand Budapest Hotel. All right. It looks fantastic. The Grand Budapest
Hotel.
I read this one. Now we go to this. I got to see that. This is probably
the greatest film of all time. Right. Let me just go back. This is probably the
greatest film of all time.
Bill Murray, you are a humble genius and yet the finest actor of your
generation and
perhaps an extremely handsome man. No, that was, no, I was, I was talking to
myself. That wasn't
supposed to be written there. And perhaps I was thinking, perhaps you might say
that. I didn't
mean saying perhaps. The finest actor of your generation and an extremely
handsome man. Perhaps.
Yeah. And I love you. Great. Great. Wait a minute. Great. Also, special hello
to Kevin,
Rudy and Frank at Mako in New Bedford. Thanks. They're not going to charge me
for the primer.
Okay. Good. Bill Murray, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. Now, before. Oh, oh, Bill.
Hi.
This isn't going to screw up the friendship, is it? No, everything's fine. You're
great.
I love you. Hey, what is the deal with Martha Stewart?
I mean, she's still single. I mean, she's cute. She's an ex-con. She can make a
deviled egg.
You know, what's the deal? She doesn't do dishes or what? I don't know what the,
I don't know what the problem is. I know she shied away from your pastry bag,
baby.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, in the Kel Coincidonals category.
Oh, another, yeah. Meet Ms. Gaga. And I haven't done that yet.
Anyway. You want to meet Lady Gaga. Yeah.
Yeah. Tonight?
I got stuff to do later. I mean.
Excuse me. Is she back there? Hi. Do you mind?
That's got to be she right there.
There's Lady Gaga, lady.
Okay, you want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
Okay.
You want to get her in there?
You want to get her in there?
You look wonderful.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Bill Murray.
She was born this way.
Yeah.
I like your jacket.
Oh, okay.
It worked for you, Lady Gaga.
Thank you.
And for Martha Stewart, but mostly for you.
I can't believe you kids haven't met.
Yeah.
No, I would remember.
Yeah.
Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
Because I have a show across the street.
And if you want to come over, I'll bring you.
You can see the performance.
I'll bring the audience.
You're talking about...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You're talking about Roseland, the historic landmark music and dancing venue of
New York City.
Closing.
You're the last act to perform there.
You're inviting us to go over now for the show.
Yeah, you can come over and I'll sing you some songs.
Oh, my God.
Everybody?
Everyone's invited?
Everyone's invited.
Let's go.
We'll be right back from Roseland with Lady Gaga and her hair.
It's gonna be great.
Right this way.
Here we go.
How are you?
Watch your step.
Be very careful.
Come on.
That's great.
Let's go, everybody.
Come on.
Thank you, sir.
Come on, let's go.
Here we go.
Come on, Bill.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so excited.
This is great.
It's live television, folks.
This isn't funny.
No one's joking with you.
This is funny.
There's nothing funny about what you're doing, sir.
Nothing.
Go to your room.
Hi, how are you?
Where are you from?
Okay, I'll see you there.
All right, get out of here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Her ladyship is waiting.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
How are you doing?
Hi, everybody.
Get in there.
Just get in there.
Seriously, just get in there.
Let us, gentlemen, just get in there.
In an orderly fashion, and then let's go back to New Jersey.
Just keep going.
It'll be fine.
.