Name: How Many Guys Dressed As Spider-Man Can Fit In Jamba Juice? | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Many Guys Dressed As Spider-Man Can Fit In Jamba Juice? | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-05-16. Transcript available.

Paul, you know anything about the Jamba Juice?
I don't know much about it.
Well, it's a juice restaurant specializing in frozen fruit smoothies,
and we have one right across the street from us here at 1700 Broadway.
Is that one?
Hmm, wow. That's damn good.
And when I first started drinking these, I noticed one thing,
that I loved them so much that I would order two at a time.
And I would drink the first one, and then I would say,
wow, let's get right into that second one.
And I'd get about this far into the second one, and I would really feel sick.
That's a lovely, lovely endorsement for the folks over there.
Thank you.
Jamba Juice.
And also, I wanted to mention that Spider-Man 3,
have you folks seen Spider-Man 3?
It has earned $375 million worldwide in its first three days.
$375 million.
Well, I don't.
So, what we're going to do tonight, we're going to see how many guys,
dressed as Spider-Man, we can get into a Jamba Juice restaurant.
Wow.
Because this Spider-Man 2 can fit into a Jamba Juice.
I like that.
That was good.
All right, thank you so much.
This is the citrus squeeze.
Now, this is the orange peel.
Let me try the citrus squeeze.
Well, nothing's going to happen.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I mean, it's a good idea for the drum roll, but I honestly don't think, you
know, unless I just pitch forward dead.
Yeah, well, I never know.
There you go.
Okay.
All right, is the thing on?
Did we turn on the deal out there?
There it is.
That's the Jamba Juice.
This is New York City, ladies and gentlemen.
On a Tuesday evening.
It's the people.
It's the hustle and bustle.
Everybody has a story.
It's the beautiful Great White Way of Broadway.
There's the Jamba Juice.
People coming and going.
And now we're going to see.
Let's get in a little closer there and see what's going on in the Jamba Juice
before we start sending in the Spider-Man guys.
This Jamba Juice, there's one on virtually every street corner in New York City.
People love the citrus smoothies.
All right.
Are we ready?
Let's send in a Spider-Man.
There he is.
Nice job.
All right.
All right.
I want to just say one thing.
Spider-Man has excellent posture.
Did you notice that?
You'd think for a guy who's swinging around on spider webs all his life.
But no, he's erect and ready to go.
And I wish I could say the same for me.
Now, listen.
All right.
There's our first Spider-Man.
So far, nothing.
So far, nothing.
Nobody cares.
All right.
Let's try another Spider-Man.
Come on.
Okay.
I have a hunch that's a Spider-Woman.
I have a hunch that's a Spider-Woman.
My Spider-Sense is telling me that's a Spider-Woman.
All right.
Two.
Now, there's some discussion going on behind them.
But so far, everything's still...
Uh-oh.
A call is being made.
A call is being made.
Let's see what happens next.
All right.
Send in three Spider-Men, please.
Three more.
Go.
And you notice, Paul, at five, we ran out of the red boots.
We had to go with the black boots for one of the Spider-Men.
I did notice.
All right.
Let's just let this simmer for a moment.
I wonder if we can get them to mill around.
I don't know.
Could you guys mill around a little bit like you're at a high school dance or
something?
Yeah.
That's good.
Kind of a meet and greet.
Say hi to everybody.
Hey.
How's it going?
Good to have you here.
Do you get a lot of Spider-Men in these places?
And at these prices, you won't get many more.
All right.
Send in five.
Let's just run it all the way up to ten.
Thank you.
Now we're having a party, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, this is good old-fashioned fun.
Now, I hope they don't waste their time talking to each other.
They should be talking to the customers because just to talk to another Spider-Man
is nothing.
Mix it up.
Meet new people.
Make friends.
There you go.
Oh, man.
Is this stupid.
All right.
I think we have one more Spider-Man.
Send in one more Spider-Man, and then we go to different outfits.
Let's see what else we have.
One more.
All right.
Do we have a fat Spider-Man?
Look at that guy.
Send that guy in.
Hey, Bob.
What did you get in town?
Did you take the flight from Denver?
All right.
Send in the remaining nine Spider-Men.
Here we go.
You know, there's somebody in there right now saying, you can stay as long as
you like, as long as you order something.
You're all welcome here, but you got to drink something.
Nobody seems to care.
Nobody seems to care.
All right.
So we're out of Spider-Man suits.
Is that correct?
All right.
Send in Superman.
All right.
Send in Superman.
okay all right now do they get along spider-man and super they're all right all
right and i
understand next we have a princess send in a princess
i've had dreams like this
uh okay we're running out of time so i'll tell you what let's uh send we have
uh
dracula a dog and two monkeys send them in dracula a dog and two monkeys
and one more send in moses
there you go okay that's it we'll be right back with jane fonda everybody
you