Name: Jersey Shore's Snooki Teaches Dave To Fist Pump | David Letterman
Uploaded: 2025-06-09T15:00:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jersey Shore's Snooki Teaches Dave To Fist Pump | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jersey Shore's Snooki Teaches Dave To Fist Pump | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-09. Transcript available.

welcome to the show thanks for having me do you want me to call you snooki do
you want me to call
you nicole snooki's cool snooki and a nickname how did you get the nickname snooki
i got it in
middle school because i was like this loud obnoxious person so my my girlfriend
just started
calling me snooki from save the last dance and it's stuck ever since and you're
comfortable you
don't mind being snooki oh not at all because it's sort of representational of
your persona isn't it
yeah i mean i i think there's only one snooki out there and i i think i'm weird
so
what about you said you think you're weird is that what you said i am weird you
know i'm not
i'm not scared to admit it i'm outgoing i'm i'm out there so i'm not i'm not
shy to admit that
an example of your self-proclaimed weirdness what would how how does that
manifest itself do you
watch the show well i mean i mean come on i watch it is willie wonka a diabetic
yeah that might not be good
how did you get to be on the you're just a kid you're just a i mean i i would
guess you're like in
your young early 20s right 22 years so how did you get to be on the show well i
was at a bar and then
someone came up to me i i heard that there was auditions calling old guidos
guidettes so i was like
oh that's me i was in my fur coat and my fur boots i was like i got this i'm
going there and um they asked
me questions what i liked and i was just myself the next day they call me and
they're like you know what
pack your bag now when you invoke those terms uh some people would say well
those are derogatory
are they in fact derogatory not at all really you know that's me and that's
that's how we are
on the show and that's just our personalities and um i think we're fun-loving
you know how many how
many jersey shore people are on the jersey shore there's eight of us eight of
you yeah including me i've
seen uh bits of the show two different shows one from last season one from this
season and in in
both shows there were fights oh of course i mean people getting punched yeah
people getting punched
in a lot of this a lot of come on get in the get in the car now
now is is is would that be happening if it wasn't a tv show and you people were
all hanging around
you know it's a war out there between guidos and guidas i mean everyone's
trying to be center of
attention and that's just how our personalities are so when you put eight
people in a house that
have the same personalities obviously we're going to clash there's going to be
fist fights is what
you're saying oh yeah and fist pumps yeah uh now now this uh uh year uh the the
show was in miami
yeah now how does that that's not the jersey shore if you're in miami oh yeah i
mean geographically you
know that doesn't hold up yeah but what was surprising though is miami was so
much cleaner and um
go figure yeah now take us through a day you get you get up first of all
everybody's in the house
and do you do you have jobs you folks to do stuff we worked at a gelato shop in
miami so i wouldn't
call that a job no no okay so take us through a day any day of the uh
experience we pretty much
wake up around like 12 o'clock in the afternoon um you know dilly dally a
little bit we hit our gtl gtl yes
gym tan laundry gym tan laundry yes it's essential yeah and um you know we do a
little shopping go out
to eat and then pretty much have a family dinner and then get ready for the
night we start drinking
ron ron juice at like eight o'clock start drinking about eight o'clock yeah and
and uh you said again
what is it you start drinking ron ron juice what is that it messes you up yeah
but i'm trying desperately not to say ron ron juice but what is that exactly it's
vodka watermelon
cherries blueberries and maybe some um jaeger
just a little light aperitif
uh so you're you're pretty much hammered before you leave the place right you
have to yeah and then
where do you go you just go looking for somebody to beat up is that what it is
not well the guys they
they look to get it in and i look to like get it on the dance floor no not like
that but like beat up
the beat no not like that okay oh man i didn't mean that i meant like dancing
beat up the beat that's
what i meant yeah but it seems to me like uh by the the discussion that i uh
inferred from the the shows i
saw that there was a a lot of sexual activity of course and and and and uh uh
uh describe that i mean is
it well is it is it is it is it uh like the uh the guy uh there's vinnie and
then the the administration
and then what's the other guy's name you got mvp so it's mike vinnie and paulie
yeah yeah their mission
when they go out to the club is to get it in and smush with one girl or
multiple girls right there
there must be sexual uh uh activity in among those in in the house well i think
vinnie's hot so yeah
now is he your your boyfriend oh no no it's just like friends with benefits you
know yeah and and
i love vinnie do you have a boyfriend no unfortunately now what's the deal
there it
seems like you would have a boyfriend i'm a very sweet girl i'm loving i like
to go out and have fun
but i cannot find that perfect gorilla juice head so now i'm thinking more of
going to like a business
guy at like wall street or something change it up a little bit change it up
yeah so you're going from
the uh gorilla juice head to an investment banker yeah why not
try it out now uh what do you what do you want to uh be on the show what are
your ambitions in life you
want to continue in uh this is show business right yeah yeah i definitely want
to um oh no it's not i
mean it's reality we just have cameras following us we're no jobs yeah but um i
would love to maybe
do some comedy yeah because i'm comical so but i definitely want to go back to
school to finish my
um vet tech oh you'd like to be a veterinarian a vet technician vet technician
yeah so that was an
assistant and a veterinarian yeah i love animals did you see the dancing horse
yeah that was awesome
i saw the dancing dog yesterday dancing dog really that was phenomenal i'm
telling you that was that
was great that was so cool uh and and when you do one of these jersey shore uh
series how how how long
are you in the house everybody is it like six weeks eight weeks it feels like
years but um
it's actually um two months to be exact and and now that you're uh famous has
that put more pressure
on the group or i feel like um you know we just want to make everybody happy
and i feel we do make
america happy by just embarrassing ourselves so um why not and and i've heard
people say that they
like to watch the show because it makes them feel better about themselves is
that is that well what are
you gonna do it's all right you know i don't take offense to anything um see i'll
tell you when i saw
what i saw the show i was actually frightened honestly because i thought oh my
god i'm three times older
than than you for example and if i would go anywhere near say i would walk by
the house there where you're
all living i know i would get beaten up oh no no we're not like that i mean
half the fights that
happen it's because people start with us we're all like all together we're a
loving group and we're
just going out to meet people and have fun and some people are just jerking
well uh yeah i i can't uh thank you enough for spending some time here can we
do one thing though
what would you like to do i would like to teach you the fist pump if uh dj poly
s can give me a beat
yeah am i going to get hurt here just do that you start here
start down and then go up
then what go up
and then go all the way up
yeah and then do both of us
i got in the fist bump
thank you very much pleasure meeting you
alizzi ladies and gentlemen we'll be right back with the room five