Name: Dave Plays "How's The Weather?" | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Plays "How's The Weather?" | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-10. Transcript available.

hey hey hey hey man alive is it me or are the pigeons in new york city getting
bigger
i'll get a shot of now we look at this pigeon back there
that one right there that right there
that is about a four-story pigeon that one because
gains is our production coordinator barbara gains gains we have any uh
phone books back there man alive do me a favor can you bring out a fistful of
them
well oh there you are already
look it's uh bett sussman she's uh taking paul's place you heard i fired him
didn't you
yeah yeah i fired his ass he's gone all right barbara we have uh here uh this
is a phone book
from where wichita wichita wichita kansas all right do me a favor i'm gonna
riffle right through there
we're gonna play how's the weather out there you understand sure i'm gonna riffle
right through
there and point to a number okay jot it down this is andrew scheidt oh no wait
a minute he's at the
mcconnell air force base we'll never find him all right let's riffle let's riffle
again here we go
there we go this one right there this is who is that oh okay gary laswell all
right write his name
down get the area code did you hear about the big flying worms at my house all
right going to play
how's the weather what do you think paul how's the weather okay no it's too
late for that here we go
here's the number who are we calling barbara gary laswell right where does he
live
i say he lives well i don't know where i mean just what town he lives in uh i
don't know
all right
jeez it's too paul too bad paul had to miss tonight
all right this will be gary laswell all right and if this doesn't if this doesn't
work if he's not
home we can't get anybody there he won't talk to us we jump right to the next
phone book all right
you understand that okay let me put that over there gary laswell we're calling
there in wichita
kansas the heartland of the united states of america hello hello hello i can't
hear anything on
the phone hello all right barbara let's go to another phone book i couldn't
hear anything on
that phone was a machine was it saying something and you heard something this
is uh holly springs
mississippi there we go i'm riffling i'm riffling i'm pointing thomas mckee
that's right you know
you just kind of crossed it out yeah you're supposed to underline it may i have
the number
for thomas mckee we're playing how's the weather what's the area code please 601
right
looks like gary laswell's number
all right this really is a mess this is a two and that's a four okay thomas mcgee
down there in holly
spring uh mississippi and we're going to be playing how's the weather there's
the first ring
we're sorry let's go let's go to the next book this one is in bowling green kentucky
here we go
i'm riffling i'm riffling i'm riffling i'm pointing there you go john jacobson
that's crossing right out too you're very good at this may i have the area code
please 502 i feel like
kreskin
okay
alright yes and his name is john jacobs here we go we're now down to our fourth
book this one is in
rhinelander wisconsin huh did i dial one first you don't think i did i thought
i did how many of you
think i dialed one first how many think i didn't dial one for yeah well let me
tell you something
the next time you're dialing long distance i'm coming to your house and heckle
you okay
all right i riffled i'm pointing there we go ray and helen nice the nice family
well this this will be
this will be the call that goes through all right here we go
area code 715
piano is driving me insane
yes this will be helen and ray nice the nice family ray by the way used to play
third base for
the mets back in 86 when they won the world series went up to uh went down to
baltimore this will be
helen and very nice for playing how's the weather here we go that's our second
ring hello hello is
this helen nice hi helen my name is dave letterman i do a little uh tv show
here in new york city and
we're actually on the air right now and i was wondering if i could put your
voice on the program
would that be all right helen what do you mean no
well there's not going to be a problem i'm just calling to find out how the
weather is there in
rhinelander wisconsin and i think people around the country would be interested
in hearing your
voice and having you tell us a little bit about
besides helen paul's not here tonight
well he's our piano player so
so so helen uh my name is my name is dave letterman we do this little tv show
show in new york and this
will take like two minutes all we want to do is find out how the the weather is
would that be all
right okay helen said said it would be all right no you stay right here excuse
me hi hi helen where
first of all where is rhinelander wisconsin it's in the north uh central part
of the state
wait a minute northwestern more northwestern northwestern is it anywhere near
racine
uh about 250 miles north and i got a feeling i'm being put on real good here no
no helen everything's
fine please do me a favor just relax you're among friends uh now uh what do you
do there for a living in
uh rhinelander we're retired i see and uh do you know uh wisconsin is america's
dairyland isn't it
yes sir yes it's a very beautiful beautiful state i used to go up there when i
was a kid i'm from indiana
and that's also a beautiful that's right have you have you ever been to indiana
helen no i haven't
okay uh helen have you ever seen my television program no okay now uh helen all
we now need for
you to do is tell us how's the weather there in rhinelander i already told you
it's beautiful
uh is it is it warm yes like like 80 yes in the 80s the sun is shining and
whoever you are you better
i'm really being put on by somebody helen helen is busy trying to form some
kind of threat
okay helen uh i hope the rest of the week is as lovely for you as today is
thank you very much for
chatting with us and uh hope maybe we'll talk again in the future thank you all
right bye-bye give my best
the rest of ray by the way fine okay bye-bye
oh yeah we're too late would you come back and do it later okay uh we have to
do a commercial then
we'll be right back to beginning the show
you