Name: Is Selena Gomez Dating Justin Bieber? | David Letterman
Uploaded: 2025-09-29T15:00:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Selena Gomez Dating Justin Bieber? | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Is Selena Gomez Dating Justin Bieber? | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-29. Transcript available.

you look lovely thank you thank you for being here last time you were here uh
you were not and now you
are you're 18 years old oh i thought you meant i didn't look lovely yeah that's
right yeah yeah
the last time you were a wreck uh no i was clumsily trying to wish you a happy
birthday
when did you turn 18 july 22. well there you go
and a big big party not a big party what do you do when you're 18. no i mean
everybody said it was
going to be exciting and you know you're going to be an adult but nothing
changed still with my
parents still living with your parents yeah why are you still living with your
parents
it's it's like a safety net i love having them right there just just in case
something happens
well that's great that that to me says i think this is what this says although
i'm having so
much trouble tonight i think it says that they did a very nice job uh with you
and your family
well they appreciate that yeah because when i was uh 18 even before all i
wanted to do was get out
and stay out oh my my mom's been very sweet to me and my stepdad so and do you
what do you do now you
can well you can drive anyway do you drive i finally got my license good after
after a long
time so happy and you have a car and stuff i do i got a car on my 16th birthday
and i and it sat in
the corner for two years and i got my license and now i can drive my ford
escape hybrid whoa it's a
hybrid yeah and is it does it work does it break down on you no it's good how
many miles but you never
have to go to the uh what is a hybrid oh i don't really know can i show this
picture is it will this
bother you if i show this photo i don't know what it is well here i'll show it
to you in private oh that's
cute yeah can i show it sure all right there you go this is you and justin bieber
oh now come on
you know where this was taken uh the vanity fair oscar party that's right february
27th and and uh
is he was your date are you you're dating are you dating you're not dating it
was it was like a little
prom night wasn't it looks like it you guys look very happy there how long have
you known him uh
almost like two years two years where did you meet uh
people got to meet somewhere right yes actually his manager called my mom who's
my manager i heard
he was your paper boy all right that's enough i'm blushing yeah uh but is there
i mean you're
i don't know are you dating you're not dating uh he's been in my life for so
long and it's
just nice to have someone that understands what you're going through
now listen uh this is not my first rodeo
you can talk to me about these things
i understand because of your circumstance and his circumstance the reluctance
necessary in discussing
a relationship like this so i'm not going to press anything oh well that's very
sweet yeah so but good
luck thank you um do you like going all over the world do you travel all over
the world and stuff i do
where do you go where have you been uh i've been to lots of places i've been to
spain germany what's
it like it's hard in germany germany yeah well because of the language yeah
difficult language well
it's like even when they're saying something nice it just sounds like they're
angry with you
well they they are believe me they're angry they are angry what what sort of
this so you're you you
have to use an interpreter obviously yes um but sometimes what they do is and
they're so sweet
they try to speak english as best as they can and i one in particular this lady
in an interview asked
me she was like so do do you do yoga and i thought she said yogurt and i was
like yeah i love going
and getting yogurt it's fun she's like oh that's great so i have a 15 minute
conversation with this
lady and she's like so what studio do you go to and i was like oh this yogurt
place called minchi's and
she's like oh that's great so like the positions and stuff and i was like whoa
positions i just
i'm like no i
i'm like oh man no i said yogurt so i don't i don't think she even put me in
her magazine that month at
all but uh it was fun i think the idea there might be you're going for yogurt
you might have a favorite
position uh let's see what do we got here this is uh the new single who says
yes it's right there
well good luck to you with everything and god bless you thank you and nice to
see you again thank you so
very much jelena gomez we'll be right back with steve martin and the steep
canyon rangers everybody