Name: Dave Is Dancing With The Stars | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave Is Dancing With The Stars | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-30. Transcript available.

like the dancing with the stars now there's a show easy to understand and
they announced the new stars who will be dancing and uh boy talk about bittersweet
moments i mean
what do you have to do to get on that damn show what what is my problem
i uh did they even look at my audition tape wait a minute here it is right here
take a look at this
you tell me that how come i didn't get on the show
oh uh top 10 things i've learned from dancing with the stars what a what a
phenomenal program
people love it and and it's uh celebrities and they come on and they they dance
and and really
i think there's a whole new ballroom dancing craze sweeping this nation who
would have thought
who would have thought and boy does this nation need sweeping wow uh the
category tonight the top
10 things i have learned from dancing with the stars and here now to present
tonight's top 10 list
the latest celebrity to be voted off dancing with the stars please welcome jerry
springer
jerry nice to see you thank you very much for being here top 10 things i have
learned from dancing
with the stars are you all ready okay here we go number 10. sometimes your best
choreographer is johnny
jerry walker exactly number nine there are no disputes that can't be settled by
dancing think about it north
korea right like to see you and kim jong-il uh number eight the fitness
training will come in handy on
my show when breaking up fights between hookers yes yes uh number seven i'm
allergic to sequins oh i'm
sorry to hear that top 10 things i have learned from dancing with the stars
number six you do much
better if you take the vitamins applied by barry bond's trainer well i didn't
know that he's working with
the program apparently well that makes perfect sense number five the definition
of star is really loosened up
yes i would think so number four this might be why the terrorists hate us
number three i have a whole new respect for the exotic dancers on my show well
good it's about time
number two if there's one thing more exciting than being on dancing with the
stars it's
no longer being on dancing with the stars and the number one thing i have
learned from dancing with the
stars i need a new agent there you go yeah i try to keep my opinions to myself
because i don't want to
hurt anybody's feelings yeah i saw something the other night on television that
was tremendous
what was just a tremendous show it's over on abc all the good shows are not on
cbs
this one is called dancing with the stars and if you've not seen it it's
unbelievable they get
regular people and and they dance with the stars and celebrities and it's
fantastic and dave
what what i like about it is it just it's just that's horse day what
excuse me i said horse you heard me princess
dancing with the stars is complete horse
you know i know they get big ratings a lot of buzz around the water cooler but
the whole show is a sham
sorry alan we've already filled up all our slots no alan i'm afraid you're not
a big enough star for us
forget it alan audiences don't want to see you shake your sorry ass on tv
like hell they don't
like hell they don't
Go, get down!
Wow, Alan Coulter.
Thank you, Alan.
Thank you.