Name: Dave's Halloween Costumes: The Unabomber | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave's Halloween Costumes: The Unabomber | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-10. Transcript available.

ladies and gentlemen it's my house doesn't it doesn't it just scream martha
stewart
all right and now all we have to do is wait for the trick-or-treaters here we
go
oh there's the doorbell let's open it right up here now is the perfect halloween
costume for
the american boy or girl lacking drive outside interests and never leaving the
house that's
right look it's a door stop hi honey how are you i'm great how are you i'm fine
happy halloween
what is your name holly holly all right and we have a little something for you
we have a bottle
of liz taylor perfume don't open it in the car thank you holly bye bye there we
go holly
all right hi come on in you know our sources in washington dc tell us that this
costume right here
will be worn on halloween by none other than first lady hillary clinton it's a
pile of shredded white
water documents there how are you good here and for you we we have a a carpet
remnant it's a square
foot of shag carpet there you are what is your name april happy halloween bye
bye be very careful
my house the neighborhood kids
hi come on in kids nice to see you you know he'll probably never be president
but his dwarf-like puppet
appearance has endeared him to millions of american children his name is ross
perot and these are his
ears
hey kids how you doing how you kids doing hey kids kids by the way the kids
love me
hey kids how you doing nice to see you hey happy halloween look what we have
for you we have cedar shoe trees
there you go one for you one for you and one for you thank you very much happy
halloween bye bye
ladies and gentlemen take a look right here
it's one of the most beloved members of our late show family
that's right that's right none other than one of our stage managers biff henderson
how you doing buddy
biff come on in here here here he is ladies and gentlemen biff henderson
for you we have a scoop of egg salad
there you are
thank you very much happy halloween i know you want something else don't you
look at her where the hell's the good stuff the kids look at over there i don't
want the egg salad
and sitting out under the lights all day i don't want the damn egg salad let's
see who this is
hi come right on in oh look at this he's hip he's happening he's single but
sorry girls he's in prison
say hello to everyone's favorite troubled loner ted kaczynski the unabomber
there he is
for you we have the 1996 new york jets highlight videotape there you go happy
halloween put it
right in there buddy good luck kid be very careful go on out that way
come on in kids look at this my god what a lovely assortment of stuff every day
at noon it's delivered
hot and fresh to the oval office that's right it's president clinton's lunch
and for you kids we have uh some unclaimed dry cleaning there you go there you
go divide that
up when you get home thank you very much happy halloween nice to see you all
right thank you bye-bye
hi how you doing buddy you know ladies and gentlemen uh when i made my big
screen debut
several years ago i never thought it would come to this it's a video copy of
the motion picture cabin
boy marked down to 99 cents what is your name paul paul look what we have for
you we have a weightlifter
support belt so you so you don't hurt yourself when you're doing the clean and
jerk all right there you
are put that right in your thing right in your bag sure put that right in there
there you are thank
you very much happy halloween all right bye bye we're all out of egg salad i'm
sorry
you know um the next time you order a pizza don't be surprised to find this
distinguished
senator ringing your doorbell that's right it's bob dole the day after the
election
and for you we have the cd it's yanni live at the acropolis
i hope you enjoy that thank you very much senator happy halloween
i hope that i hope they're almost i'm i'm tired i'd like to go oh wait a minute
hi how are you yes and finally he's terrified a generation of basketball fans
with his odd
behavior and bizarre attire here he is the bad boy of basketball dennis rodman
for you we have a couple of tickets game seven game seven of the 1996 world
series
pretty cool huh there you go happy halloween
there you go
that's right we'll be right back with tonight's top 10 list and george steinbrenner