Name: Dave & Paul's Comedy Leftovers | David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Dave & Paul's Comedy Leftovers | David Letterman' from Letterman on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-11-28. Transcript available.

all right make the call mom
it's a very special category of our top 10 list tonight top 10 late show videotape
leftovers ah
little bits and pieces of videotape produced over the last four or five months
we've been on the air
and these are leftovers they have no other place to go we've compiled them now
into one 10 item list
and they make up tonight's list from the home office in sioux city iowa top 10
late show videotape
leftovers here we go number 10 christmas at my house
you know that's about right number nine me playing the violin here we go
number eight me getting electrocuted watch close you think that's grounded
number seven uh los angeles dodgers manager tommy lasorda swimming laps
looks like a manatee in goggles number number six me relaxing at home
uh number five me getting electrocuted again i'm six 96
number four paul caught in the ceiling fan
you were you were loopy for weeks after that weren't you
uh number three me in the early 70s here take a look at this there i am that's
me
oh hey stop it i'd like i'd like to see you in the early 70s uh number two me
getting electrocuted again
there we go there we go and the number one late show videotape left over vice
president al gore says
bonafouco
there you go
we produce a lot of comedy for each show
and we can't possibly show everything every night so tonight you know because i'm
guest hosting and dave
is not here i have the opportunity and it's a great opportunity to show you
some of the things
that have never aired on the show and it is a new segment that we like to call
late show leftovers
you have no music for late show you know there's always big big music for these
things
but i have to do everything myself excuse me michael i'm telling you
late show leftovers
you're everything myself can't believe it but i'm fine with it all right this
is it late show
leftovers here's the first one vanity fair recently ran an exclusive cover
photo featuring the major
characters from all six star wars films this is vanity fair i haven't seen the
last couple of films
but uh i have this and you know how they fold out now there's samuel l jackson
in his thing i was kind
of surprised at this though foghorn leghorn and i guess this is yoda here so
that's one thing
that hasn't aired here's another thing harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban
one of the biggest films
of 2004 can't help but notice that the actor who plays harry potter is starting
to look a little bit
uh long in the tooth take a look at what i mean it's harry's third year at hogwarts
but darkness
looms a dangerous murderer has escaped the azkaban prison and has set his
sights on killing harry
will harry be able to use his magic skills to ward off this demented sorcerer
if you losers need me
are we at the dorm track
now you can see what i mean
earlier this year vh1 debuted a popular 90s retrospective which they called i
love the 90s
no but they weren't the only network to take a look at that decade take a look
at this if you enjoyed
vh1's i love the 90s then don't miss al jazeera's i love the years of the hijra
1410 through 1420
return to the grunge era and catch up with your favorite shakes plus hear all
the most memorable
songs of the songs of the decade i am too sexy for my shirt so sexy for my
shirt so sexy it hurts
hosted by mala ahmed and urkel i love the years of the hijra 1410 through 1420
only on al jazeera
leftovers segments that have never aired before i'm starting to understand why
now here's a segment
entitled george w bush eats corn
eat corn eat it where in my mouth
csi new york premiered in september and became an instant hit and the thing i
love about csi new
york is this uh you never know what's going to happen because it's new york it's
a rough town watch
well point of entry was here some scorch marks here it's like the perp was
pretty close
and judging from the wound looks like it's 22. wait a second what i'm done with
our safe hey bring that
camera back
they stole the camera streets of new york middle of the thing we stole account
okay here's a segment i think you'll enjoy it's entitled george w bush role
model
if it feels good do it if you got a problem blame somebody else
um michael jackson's legal bills are beginning to mount have you have you seen
um what he's doing
lately to raise money watch this michael jackson needs to raise money fast now's
your chance to
get great deals on the following michael jackson possessions a giraffe the
skeleton of the elephant man
and tito call the neverland ranch today and make your best offer
and oh you don't have to do that and finally here's another clip of the
president this one is
entitled george w bush obnoxious president
we're lucky enough that wanita vines has joined us
she's got a very interesting story um first i want to congratulate her on being
her valedictorian
of her high school class i'm not going to ask her how long ago it was but
no it wasn't that long ago i know but it wasn't yesterday either
ladies and gentlemen the top 10 list tonight from the home office in sioux city
iowa top 10
top 10 late show top 10 late show leftovers leftovers bits and pieces scraps of
things
left over here we go number 10. i feed baloney to a rabid badger
i feed baloney to a badger
okay number nine now i go through airport security there we go
number eight paul hails a cab
number seven i dance with barbara walters
there she is
number six uh me and paul as eric and lyle menendez number five
number five me and chef jacques pepon saute artichokes look out watch it
number four wrecking ball mishap number three it's a wrecking ball
number three i dance with a new york city cab driver
number two my mom turns a garden hose on the camera
there's mom hello mom and the number one late show leftovers surfing kitty
there you go
yes yes yes sure