Name: Shaggy Dog Jokes w/ Norm Macdonald - Uncle Phil, Jack of all trades
Uploaded: 2019-03-20T19:06:25.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shaggy Dog Jokes w/ Norm Macdonald - Uncle Phil, Jack of all trades' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shaggy Dog Jokes w/ Norm Macdonald - Uncle Phil, Jack of all trades' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-20. Transcript available.

uh you got a week off uh yeah i got a week off coming up after this show i got
a week off so
it's gonna be great do you uh do you see your family much uh do you every every
break i like
to go back and see my my my folks you know and also my uncles and aunts and all
that you know
uh they're great people the old people you know what i find about the old
people is just in general
in general they had so much more interesting lives than we do you know like you
know what i mean like
we you know we we we go out our generation we go okay hey let's go to a movie
and then we'll do the
laundry and get some quarters for the laundry and then we'll have a read the
sports illustrated you
know and whatever right right and but these guys they had lives you know you
know what i'm saying
sure yeah so anyways for instance my uncle phil you ever meet my uncle phil i
didn't meet your
uncle phil no oh you didn't he was yeah we don't know each other that well
remember no i've not met
your uncle he's a good man uncle phil so he uh he was telling me you know he's
just one of these guys
that has so many lives pushed into one he just does so many things you know and
he was telling me he
says he's a kind of a jack of all trades you'd call him yeah that's a good
phrase yeah he's a jack of
all trades so he was telling me he said the problem is you're not really
appreciated for any single
thing because you're so good at so many things you understand what i mean i
hear you yeah so he says he
said to me one time he says norm he says we're just walking through his home
his town you know of uh
uh monklin maine he lives in uh-huh and uh we were just walking through the
town he's an old fella you
know right one of the old people yeah he's 80 yeah 80 okay 80 years young he
says uh-huh so he goes uh
he goes uh he goes uh he goes norm you see that barn over there he says to me i
look over there's a
barn i go yeah yeah he goes i built that barn with my own hands all by myself
but he goes do they call me do they
say there's phil the barn builder no sir he says i said yeah yeah he goes look
over there you see that
uh weather balloon he says i he says i you don't know this about me norm he
says i was one of the
first men ever to fly in a weather balloon wow he says but do they say hey
there goes phil the weather
balloon pioneer no he says look over there there's a bakery that i started you
know that dirty
bastard bob has it now but i'm the guy that started that bakery and i go all
right all right easy
and he goes he goes he goes i started that bakery and i was the best baker but
does anybody go oh there
goes phil the great baker no he says but he says let me tell you something norm
he says you have sex
you have sex with one goat and he says people then they say there goes phil the
dirty goat
i didn't get rid of that