Name: Shaggy Dog Jokes w/ Norm Macdonald - Heroic Pig
Uploaded: 2019-03-21T00:11:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shaggy Dog Jokes w/ Norm Macdonald - Heroic Pig' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shaggy Dog Jokes w/ Norm Macdonald - Heroic Pig' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-21. Transcript available.

I'm here with Norm Macdonald, and you often speak of your native Canada.
Yeah, I love Canada.
You mention it a lot.
Yeah, people love people, a couple of people.
Three to be exact.
They like it.
That's important.
Where are you from?
Are you from a big city?
No, I'm from a little town.
It's called Monkland, and it's only 108 people.
108?
That's small.
Yeah, it's country, you know.
It's really rural.
But man, I'll tell you, there's lots of funny stories from there.
Well, I'm sorry we don't have time.
Thank you very much for coming, Norm.
It was good having you here.
It was Norm Macdonald.
Good night, everybody.
It's farm people, you know.
There are funny stories from this town.
Yeah, it's farm people.
They all seem to be, you know.
They all seem to be a funny story.
I remember one time.
There better be, Norm.
There was a guy, man.
He lived down the road.
His name was John Neal Mergerison.
And this guy, I went to him once.
I've been away for a couple of years, you know.
I moved to the city, you know.
And I came back, and I said,
John Neal, how are you doing?
You know, I went to his, what do you call it, farm?
Yeah, that thing, yeah.
So he showed me his pigs.
He had a bunch of pigs there, you know.
He had a bunch of pigs, a bunch of them.
And one of the pigs, one of the pigs had a wooden leg, you know.
What?
Oh, yeah, wooden leg.
So I thought that was odd, you know.
So I said to him, I said, John Neal, that's odd.
There, what's that pig?
What's the story with that pig?
So John Neal, he goes, oh, man, Norm.
He says, that's a special pig.
He goes, you wouldn't believe that pig.
I go, yeah?
Well, tell me about it.
He goes, that pig.
You wouldn't believe it.
He says, last winter, you know.
He goes, the house burned down.
You know, you probably heard.
The house burned down.
And he says, me and the wife, we were sleeping on our bed.
And he says, we never would have heard.
We never would have heard.
We never would have woken up.
But he goes, that pig, he broke out of his pen.
He ran all the way to the house.
And he went up to the bedroom window, you know.
And he says, he starts hitting his little snout on a window, you know.
And he says, me and the wife, we woke up.
And we got out, man, just in time.
We escaped that inferno.
He didn't even use the word inferno.
He's just a farmer.
You threw that in there.
Yeah, he said, we escaped that conflagration, you know.
So I go, man, that's quite a story about the pig.
He goes, oh, man, it doesn't stop there.
I go, really?
And he goes, yeah.
And he goes, just later after that, like the following summer,
me and the wife were plowing a North 40.
And our little boy, only two years old, man, fell into the well.
And all alone, you know.
And no way we could do anything.
We were plowing.
He says, we didn't hear, you know.
And he says, man, you know, we're getting older.
We're probably not going to have another kid.
You know, that kid means everything to us.
I go, I know him, John Neal.
I know that.
You don't have to tell me that.
So I said, what happens?
He goes, that's their very same pig.
He says, he heard the child's wailing plaintiff cry.
He didn't say plaintiff, you know.
He's a farmer.
He says, he heard, he heard the child.
He broke out of his pen.
He ran all the way to the well.
He looked down.
There was the poor son of ours there, Billy, you know, down at the bottom of
the well.
He says, the pig, he took his snout there.
He started pulling up on a, on a rope.
And he got, the kid got right out, you know.
And he, man, that's great, isn't it?
And I go, I go, man, that's the greatest story I ever heard.
Man, oh, what a pig.
I said, what a pig that is.
I said, one question, though, John Neal.
I said, he got a wooden leg.
I don't understand that part.
He got, pig, pig got a wooden leg over there.
John Neal goes, man, he goes, what are you, crazy?
He says, he says, a great pig like that, you can't eat him all at once.
You know, he said.
Mr. Abraham Lincoln, everybody.
Yeah, it is.