Name: Norm Macdonald on Star Search w/ Bushman (1989) 'Another hard decision for the judges'
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on Star Search w/ Bushman (1989) 'Another hard decision for the judges'' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-22. Transcript available.

I'm feeling great. I finally quit smoking, you know.
So I'm feeling pretty good about that.
I smoked ever since I was a kid, so it was kind of tough for me, you know.
I remember once I was eight years old, a little kid, behind my garage,
sneaking a cigarette back there, and my dad caught me.
He hauled me in. I thought I was in for the strapping of my life, you know.
What he did is he pulled out a big cigar.
Must have been half the size of my arm, this giant cigar.
Stuck it in my mouth, lit it up, made me smoke it.
All the way through, right to the end.
That's when I started smoking cigars real heavy.
That guy got to get in shape, you know.
I watch a lot of sports, you know.
I love watching sports on the TV, you know.
The only sports I don't like is when they try to combine two sports.
You ever see those, you know, and the sports don't even go together, you know.
Like the guy will run a hundred-yard dash and then fish.
My favorite show is the game shows, you know.
I like the game shows a lot, you know.
So I had one game show the other week, the dating game.
You ever see that?
Man.
That's a cheap show there.
The prize on that show, another contestant.
Last week, they had a guy, I was like a crazy guy.
Loony bin, psycho, wingnut kind of guy, you know.
Then they made the girls ask those questions, you know, laced with sexual innuendo.
You know, the girl go, bachelor number two, if I were a popsicle, what would
you do to me?
The guy goes, well, if you were a popsicle, huh?
Well, first of all, I guess I'd take your wrapper off.
If you know what I mean.
Then I'd grab a hold of your sticks.
If you know what I mean.
Then I'd press you against the counter until you're broken, too.
Put half you in the freezer until later.
If you know what I mean.
That was nuts.
Oh, man.
It was a violent world, you know.
I went to buy a dog.
This guy tried to sell me the most killing dog in the world.
A big pit bull.
$600 pit bull, you know.
And I don't want to buy that, you know.
$600.
Holy cow.
The guy says, this dog will protect your valuables.
I don't even have anything that valuable, you know.
I mean, I buy the pit bull.
That would be the most valuable thing I own right there.
Okay, you guys have been great.
Thanks a lot.
Enjoy.
Ladies and gentlemen, once again, Ed McMahon.
Star Surge has traveled around the world to find the best new international
talent to entertain you.
Tonight's highly competitive performances are very special.
So we've asked ten very special international judges to give their professional
opinions.
Let's meet some of them right now.
A long-time distinguished actor originally from England.
Currently the star of the ABC hit series, Mr. Belvedere.
Please welcome Christopher Hewitt.
Presently starring on the CBS hit series, Falcon Press, in the role of Pilar
Artiga,
formerly for four years in the role of NBC daytime drama, Days of Our Lives,
Christian Alfonso.
He is known as one of the true star makers of the international modeling field.
His L.A. Models Agency has become the foremost modeling power on the West Coast
and has introduced the exciting L.A. look into the world of high fashion.
Please welcome Hines Holba.
Myth Universe, 1988-89, representing Thailand, founder and president of the Porn
Tip Foundation,
benefiting abandoned and handicapped children.
Chairperson of the Wish From Heaven Perfume and Cosmetic Line,
and currently ambassador from Thailand to the United Nations,
she is Porn Tip Nicaragana.
Executive producer, host, and writer of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
And run away with the Rich and Famous, ladies and gentlemen, Robin Leach.
In international comedy competition, the challengers are from Canada, Norm Macdonald,
from Liberia,
Bushman.
And from Australia, Vince Ceretti.
Another hard decision for the judges.
Let's see what it is.
From Liberia.
Bushman.
Bushman.
Congratulations.
I want you to believe everything you hear in America.
Didn't I tell you I was going to give you an envelope soon?
Well, here it is.
Good luck to you.
Have a nice time here.