Name: Shaggy Dog Jokes with Norm Macdonald - Riddle for a Frenchman - CONAN 1999
Uploaded: 2019-03-28T15:47:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shaggy Dog Jokes with Norm Macdonald - Riddle for a Frenchman - CONAN 1999' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shaggy Dog Jokes with Norm Macdonald - Riddle for a Frenchman - CONAN 1999' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-03-28. Transcript available.

now listen we want to talk about your uncle because every time you come on the
show
you have a story about your uncle who lives up in canada oh yeah he's a frenchman
yeah yeah and you always have like a little story about him
jean-luc oh yeah he's a crazy character that dude he originally visited new york
city hello
i'm just having a drink i can listen to you and have a drink it's not like it
went like this hold
it oh god liquid huh i'm still here let's see if i got this right you've got an
uncle lives up in
canada named john lou occasionally he visits once he time he visited new york
so i i'm living in new
york you know and uh john luke i'm excited john luke's gonna come by my crazy
frenchman uncle so he
gets in the cab right when he gets to the airport he gets the airport the cab
driver picks him up and
the cab driver says to him hey frenchman he says uh you know he says do you
like uh riddles you know
so my uncle jean-luc is like ah yes i love the riddles that's how he talks he
goes i like nothing better
than a riddle so the cab he's like all right here's one right so he's here's
the really his brothers and
sisters i have none but this man's father is my father's son so my uh my uncle
goes ah i don't know
so the cabbie goes uh it's me it's me oh yeah makes sense oh he thinks about oh
my god he says
that's a good uh riddle there he says i have to tell my wife mary claire when i
get back to gaspé
that's where he lives gaspé right so uh he's like uh take me back to the
airport and the cabbie's like
what right because like i thought you wanted to go visit norm then no no no i
go back to the airport
all right you know i have to tell mary claire seems odd right gets back on the
plane flies all the
way back home there to uh gaspé and he gets back right runs in the door mary
claire mary claire
let's move you know where are you mary claire uh come on down here i have a riddle
for you
she goes oh jean-luc i love the riddle she's a woman high voice
michael jackson was visiting yeah all right so uh oh you're going to love this
riddle i was new
york forget about that i got the riddle uh brothers and sisters i have none but
this man's father
he's my father's son she goes i don't know who is it except cab driver back in
new york
i'm sorry
what are you doing
i don't know it was bad you didn't mean to do that did you no i didn't be
honest you didn't mean
to do that at all i just got to the end that guy man i always tell my uncle you
shouldn't curse him
oh man all right you