Name: Norm Macdonald in StreetSmarts - SafeAuto Insurance Commercial & WebTV Series
Uploaded: 2019-04-22T14:11:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald in StreetSmarts - SafeAuto Insurance Commercial & WebTV Series' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald in StreetSmarts - SafeAuto Insurance Commercial & WebTV Series' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-22. Transcript available.

Safe Auto!
You know, Safe Auto has changed the way they do business.
So, to represent the new them, they have brought in a new national spokesman.
Wait! I'm him. I thought it was the comic relief.
Huh.
So, get to know the new Safe Auto.
Call today for a better rate on state minimum coverage while I review my
contract.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO. Drive safe, spend less.
Spokesman? Where does it say spokesman?
Safe Auto.
As a celebrity spokesman, I'm required to exhibit charming yet eccentric
behavior.
So, instead of a big fat Hollywood salary, I've demanded that Safe Auto pay me,
and you guessed it, animal pelts.
That means you can still count on Safe Auto to deliver state minimum coverage
you can actually afford,
and you can count on me to deliver endearing oddball celebrity behavior.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
Drive safe, spend less.
Badger.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
2-800-SAFE-AUTO.
Hi.
Welcome to my fake house.
Pretty convincing, huh?
Right down to my overbearing pretend wife in the kitchen.
Mmm, you better hold it down out there, sweet pants.
Yeah, it turns out you can fake just about anything, except car insurance.
So, if you need affordable state minimum coverage, call Safe Auto for the real
thing.
Just talk quietly so you don't disturb you-know-who.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
Drive safe, spend less.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
Drive safe, spend less.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
Drive safe, spend less.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
Drive safe, spend less.
2-800-SAFE-AUTO.
text and drive, Amish buggy drivers are warned not to churn butter and drive.
Want a good deal on state minimum coverage? Only Safe Auto has fair shake
pricing, not
to mention a world-class spokesman with excellent penmanship. 1-800-SAFE-AUTO,
drive safe, spin
glass. The guy who came up with the beaded seat cover
made millions of dollars, but he fell flat on his face with his follow-up: the
beaded toilet
seat. After the automatic transmission was patented in 1922, drivers finally
had a free
hand with which to communicate with other drivers.
Long before texting and driving was a danger to the public, drivers were warned
about
something even more frightening: hitchhikers.
Call Safe Auto right now for a free quote on state minimum coverage, and I'll
answer the
phone with a hilarious Swedish accent. Not really, I'm not going to do that.
You know why the internet was created? So smart drivers can log on and get a
free quote from
Safe Auto. And so we can see kitties playing the piano. Look at those red flags.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spin glass.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spin glass.
2-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spin glass.
Interesting fact: 9 out of 10 drivers prefer an automatic transmission to a
manual. Another
interesting fact: 9 out of 10 drivers are incredibly lazy.
2-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spin glass. You know what inspired the creation of
the modern-day navigation system? America's inability to fold a roadmap.
2-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spin glass. A funny thing happened to my neighbor
on his way to work. This. Note to self, seek revenge. Luckily though, my
neighbor has affordable minimum coverage from Safe Auto, which means for not a
lot of money he can protect himself from his own mistakes. Even doozies like
this one. So, call Safe Auto right now for some protection of your own. While I
have my house condemned.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spend less.
You know that new car smell everyone is always talking about? 9 times out of 10,
it is superior to the old car smell.
If you think we're trying to scare you into buying car insurance by showing you
over-the-top scenarios like this one, then you're right.
Call now.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spend less.
Why is it snowing in my fake house? Simple. To illustrate the unpredictable
nature of winter weather. Good God! You see what I'm talking about? So call
Safe Auto today for affordable state minimum coverage. That way, when things
get slippery, you can take comfort in the knowledge that you're covered.
I'm telling you something, fella. Is that tuxedo rented?
1-800-SAFE-AUTO, drive safe, spend less.
Listen, you guys want a breath mint, because it's a little fishy.
And now, a bit of advice from me to the owners of self-serve gas stations. Get
off your ass and pump some gas!
Interesting fact, the U-turn was invented after the T-turn and directly before
the V-turn.
How does Safe Auto keep its rates so low?
Well, instead of hiring the real Norm Macdonald, they hired me, Norm's twin
brother, Vic.
Vic Macdonald.
Call now.
1-800-SAFE-AUTO.
Drive-safe, spend less.
You know the vanity mirrors inside the sun visor of your car?
Well, in order to use them, the law requires that you must actually be vain.
I would choose Tiger Woods because he's the greatest of all time.
I would choose Rory McIlroy because he's the greatest golfer alive.
And I would choose Arnold Palmer because maybe I could beat him.