Name: Norm Macdonald gives a Post-Sasso Acceptance Speech (2011) NL Twitter Awards - Best Hall of Famer
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald gives a Post-Sasso Acceptance Speech (2011) NL Twitter Awards - Best Hall of Famer' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald gives a Post-Sasso Acceptance Speech (2011) NL Twitter Awards - Best Hall of Famer' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-04-26. Transcript available.

This is the tour award for best Hall of Famer.
At Albert Brooks.
I installed a stripper pole outside my house.
Haven't caught one yet.
Steve Martin to go. OMG, President Lincoln has been shot.
Wait, whoa, my internet connection is so low.
At Alec Baldwin. How many freaking times am I going to say it?
27. She's 27. Jeez. That's the girlfriend.
At Al Yankovic. Breaking news.
Netflix splits off into a third company called Vernster,
where you can rent nothing but Ernest P. Whirl movies for $5 a month.
And at Norm Macdonald.
Best in peace in a wine house.
We lost a true heroin addict today.
And here's Norm Macdonald.
Hey, everybody. It's me, Norm.
I couldn't be with you tonight.
Because I'm on location in Spain where I'm tweeting in Madrid, Spain.
If that's a city that's in Spain, then that's where I am.
But I'd like to thank National Lampoon for the good people there.
What did they do?
They took a once great franchise and burned it asunder.
So I'd like to thank them.
And I'd like to thank everyone that helped me win this award.
Except there aren't any, because it was just me and a computer.
I would like to thank the computer.
What else?
Let me think.
It's pretty cool, you know, how far technology has come.
Like you people are probably saying right now,
Hey, look, Norm has hired an entire film crew in Spain.
And now he has filmed himself at great expense.
And has sent the reels over to the United States.
And now, but no, no, you could not be wrong, girl.
I am doing this on a telephone.
What make you of that?
I know you're saying, hey, Norm, that's not, that cannot be right.
A telephone is used for telephoning.
People take a telephone and they telephone other people.
And they say, what time is it there where you are with your telephone?
Because it's not the same time here.
But that is just the sort of philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect of
you animals.
The fact is, welcome to the future.
That's all I can say.
Welcome to the future.
And I myself love Twitter.
I follow everybody, you know.
I follow Shelby Ferro, who, you know, who has her, her amusing, is angst a word?
I've heard that word before.
And I direct messaged her once.
That's a true story.
She direct messaged me back.
And it was either, it was either her or Chris Hansen.
Who knows nowadays?
But, um, you can find anybody on Twitter.
And I enjoy, uh, Eddie Pepitone and his tweets, which look to me to be the
longest suicide note in history.
But thank you for the award.
And, uh, God damn, I'm telegenic.
Thank you for the award.
And, uh, God damn, I'm telegenic.
And, uh, God damn, I'm telegenic.