Name: Norm Macdonald - Crocodile Hunter, Hypnosis, Technologically Impaired (2011) The Laugh Factory
Uploaded: 2019-07-02T22:19:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald - Crocodile Hunter, Hypnosis, Technologically Impaired (2011) The Laugh Factory' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald - Crocodile Hunter, Hypnosis, Technologically Impaired (2011) The Laugh Factory' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-07-02. Transcript available.

I love the crocodile hunter that was my one of my favorite shows man guy you
know cuz how can you not like watching a show where a guy's hunting a crocodile
you know you can't get a more fun show than that you know and but anyways and
then he died and it was sad and people were phoning me and I was sad about it
and everything but some people phoning me were shocked you know they were like
man you hear who died I'm like who the crocodile hunter seems impossible but
he died of all people he was only 44 years old which I think is a ripe old age
for a crocodile hunter you know you think this guy didn't have a little hard
time
getting life insurance you know I mean guys like I'm looking at your
occupation here I don't know if there's a joke or whatever but says here you're
a
crocodile hunter
I'm trying to quit smoking and a guy told me is it just talking about hypnotic
remember he's like you got to try hypnosis man he goes I did that and now I
don't smoke no more you know guy whisper in my ear you know and that's it I don't
smoke I don't want to smoke anymore so I'm like I don't know if I want to do
that
because you know because some people are susceptible to hypnosis and some
people
aren't and I'd hope that I am NOT you know I mean that if a fucking guy whispered
my
fucking ear you know because I've seen it on the TV guy whisper in the ear lady's
a
fucking duck
so I don't want to be one of those people you know so you know smoking's bad
for you
but on the other hand I don't want to be going like man I quit smoking it's the
best thing in the world man I don't smoke I don't even want to smoke the bad
news is I turns out I have no free will just whatever a fucking guy whispers in
my ear he tells me to blow a guy I'll fucking blow a guy I don't want to blow a
guy but I told me to so that's it I'm trying to catch up with the internet and
all that shit my space yeah my space that's what a guy told me
he goes uh my space is over and I'm like what the fuck is my space
that's how far behind I am guy's like you know my space it's you know it's been
on for four years I go I didn't know about it he goes you didn't know about it
I go no why the fuck didn't you tell me
so that's it I'm trying to catch up with the internet and all that shit my
space yeah my space yeah my space this is what a guy told me he goes uh my
space is over and I'm like what the fuck is My Space is over and I'm like what
the fuck is My Space is over and I'm like what the fuck is My Space is over and
I'm like what the fuck is My Space is over and I'm like what the fuck is My
Space is over and I'm like what the fuck is My Space is over and I'm like what
the fuck is my space that's how far behind I am
guy's like you know My Space is you know it's been on for four years I go I
didn't know about it he goes you didn't know about it I go no why the fuck didn't
you tell me
now everybody knows about it I thought you'd just know about it I go well I don't
I can barely fucking get to my toaster to fucking work you know if it fucks up
I just eat bread
but I know like fucking all this technological shit has gone so far past me you
know I'll be
taking a picture you know of my kid or something I'll hear people go hey man
look over at that guy
is it my imagination he's taking a picture look what he's fucking using a
camera
hey buddy you never heard of a phone
of course I've heard of a phone I use it to talk to people you know an email
I don't know I know I talk on the phone
people tell me shit I'm so far behind they go you know you gotta do man you
gotta you gotta get the
fucking iPod with the good resolution on account of then when you take your
pictures on the on your
phone and then translate them onto the television you can immediately download
them onto the WWW
and put them in your iPod and then put them in your iPod and you'll get perfect
resolution
and I'm like I don't know do I have to take a course in this or cuz I I wouldn't
know what the fuck you're talking about I just watch the TV on the TV I know I'm
way behind but I thought the TV was to watch TV but I'm completely wrong the TV
is TV is for
nothing I'll just throw it away