Name: Norm Macdonald's First Late Show Appearance - Stand up (Dec 1993) w/ David Letterman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald's First Late Show Appearance - Stand up (Dec 1993) w/ David Letterman' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-13. Transcript available.

He is in his first year as a featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the very funny Norm MacDonald.
Norm!
Thanks, good to be here.
I feel a little gross today, you know.
I had someone having fish sticks.
You ever have them?
They don't tell you on a package how many you're supposed to eat.
So I had 40.
Feeling kind of gross or something, you know.
Oh, I had a good holiday, though.
A lot of Christmas presents, you know.
A lot of good stuff there, you know.
A lot of bad gifts, too.
One guy gave me a lottery ticket.
You ever get that as a gift?
Man, that stinks.
What the hell?
Guy thinking giving you that, you know.
Go, here you go.
Nothing.
Merry Christmas.
Nothing.
You know.
Unless it wins, then it's something.
But let's face it.
You know, a guy give you a lottery ticket.
You know, he don't want it to win.
That's the last thing he wants there, you know.
It's a nightmare that'd be, you know.
Imagine how, you know, you get a call a week after Christmas there.
Hey, Bill, what's happening?
Yeah, I remember that ticket I gave you.
Fourteen million bucks, huh?
Oh, good for you, Bill.
Listen, what'd you get me again?
I can't remember.
I know I got you to 14 million bucks, but I can't remember now.
Oh, yeah, it was a cup.
Yes, I am enjoying it.
Sure, I had a coffee out of it there and some tea, you know, and I'm hoping
maybe soup or I'm...
The world's greatest fisherman that's had on it, didn't it?
Someone...
Big, smiling fish on it.
Listen, Bill, I guess no chance that cup, uh, skyrocketing in value in the next
couple days, huh?
All right, I gotta go now, Bill.
I gotta go, uh, rip my throat out with a screwdriver.
But, uh...
But I had a good holiday there, man.
I had a lot of fun, you know, and I watched a lot of TV, you know.
I enjoyed watching that.
I, uh, watched Beavis and the Butthead.
Do you like that show?
That was a good show.
I like, uh, Beavis, but I especially like the Butthead.
And, uh, Star Search, you ever watched that show?
That's my favorite show, you know.
Especially the junior dance category.
That's my favorite, you know.
And Ed McMahon always introduces them there, you know.
Hot property!
You know, they come out and we're dancing.
Too cute for you!
You know, they come out.
And, uh...
And you don't even see junior dancers anywhere else.
You know, that's the only show that you ever see them, you know.
You know, it's never like you go,
Hey, honey, what do you want to do tonight?
Maybe catch a movie, get a beer or something down at the bar?
Or, uh...
Hey, I know, what about that new club down there where, uh...
Where, uh, they got, uh...
Got the six-year-old dancing.
Maybe we can go down there.
I understand Hot Property's gonna be there tonight, you know.
I've never seen them live.
I've only seen them on TV.
But, uh, I love Star Search.
They always name their groups like that in Star Search, too, right?
Hot Property and the next big thing and stuff like that, you know.
As if that helps, you know.
Sounds like it now.
This next band has been kicking around the Boca Ratan area for the last 16
years.
Now, America, say hello to...
Overnight success!
They always look bad when they lose, you know.
So, uh, another tough decision for the judges.
Our challengers.
Overnight success.
Receive...
One and a quarter stars!
And where did they, uh, get the judges on that show?
Did you ever see the judges on Star Search?
You know, they always kind of got those lame credentials there, you know.
Kind of suspicious, you know.
So, I was like...
Now it's time to meet our judges.
The president of Tri-Media Artists.
He represents such stars as...
Metal Lock Lemon.
Okay, thanks a lot, folks.
I'll tell you in the end.
I'll tell you in the end.