Name: Norm Macdonald visits Bras for a Cause - Interview MIX Phoenix (2014) w/ video
Uploaded: 2019-08-17T18:49:38.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald visits Bras for a Cause - Interview MIX Phoenix (2014) w/ video' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-08-17. Transcript available.

We're live at Rossford Cause, and two of the funniest people in the entire four-mile
radius of Rossford Cause have just joined us here today.
You guys thought I was going to do something big like Phoenix or maybe Arizona.
Yeah, well, that 45-second pause, we've got to give it away.
We've got Sean O'Connor who's stopped by and the legendary Norm MacDonald is
here.
Sean is the future of comedy, and this is Good News Friday.
Yeah, it's Feel Good Friday.
Feel Good Friday.
And I'd like, can I tell you something?
Yes.
It's just a little statistic I heard today that made everyone feel good.
A full 94% of the American public are not infected with equal.
You should feel good about that.
Yeah, yeah!
More people don't have it than do.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I feel like, now, where are you on that?
Do you not have Ebola right now?
I don't have it.
He, uh, beat him in yesterday from Los Angeles.
I flew in.
Sean was so afraid he drove all the way to Los Angeles.
Did you really?
He took a seven-hour ride.
Yeah.
Why are you paranoid about Ebola?
Like, three people have it.
Do you realize that?
Well, today is Feel Good Friday.
But yesterday was Anxiety Thursday.
Yeah.
Well, you say now that not only it's a few people.
Oh, yeah.
They think...
Oh, I can't say it because it's Feel Good Friday.
It will bum everyone out.
Right.
What do they think?
Uh, 800 people may have been infected because of that woman getting on a plane.
Yeah, you're right.
I think it's kind of a doubt.
It's a doubt.
But the good news is, uh, it's a maybe.
This morning, this morning, uh, President Obama, uh, uh, what did he do?
He appointed...
Appointed an Ebola czar.
Yeah, he got a SWAT team after something.
Yeah, finally.
Well, this is good.
To a lot of people...
Well, it's weird that you can appoint a czar.
They usually have complete power.
Yeah.
He just has the power over Ebola.
Yeah.
That's not much power, is that right?
Yeah, he's the worst czar of all.
Yeah.
He's the czar that's least popular at the czar party.
Right.
Yeah.
Everybody else has clout.
He has none.
Yeah, he's alone.
Right.
Punchbowl.
How many wants to deal with him?
That's the Ebola czar.
Uh, not that guy.
Stand Up Live has both of you guys tonight and tomorrow night.
And thank you for coming out to our, uh, Bras for a Buzz, man.
It's, uh, it's beautiful.
I bet when you walked up here you thought that, Sean, these are probably the
bras that belong
to everyone you've ever slept with.
But the truth is, they are not.
They're not?
No.
Oh, I thought you made a dream catcher.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm like, oh, this isn't Cydonia.
Cydonia?
No, Cydonia.
Is that how you say that?
Cydona.
Cydona.
Cydona.
Oh, yeah, I'm from New Jersey.
I mispronounced it.
Yeah, is that because of the education of the week?
The education and, like, the spaghetti went to my brain.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Norm, how do you travel with this guy that fits the real player?
Oh, Sean?
Well, Sean's the future comic.
You've said that twice there.
Are you trying to convince yourself?
Oh, no, no.
I'm not Sean.
And, uh, and, uh, so, you know, it's so fun to be with him on the road, you
know?
And listening to his jokes.
What kind of humor does he have?
What kind of humor?
Because you're real dry, sarcastic.
Yeah, you're more wet.
Everybody get that?
Yeah, I'm very blue.
So it's blue cult.
Like a real blue cult.
Oh, no, no.
Like, blue, like filthy.
Not blue cult.
Oh, no, no.
I'm blue.
Oh, yeah, filthy disgusting.
Yeah, like, oh, my God.
Downright vile.
Yeah.
Downright, like, people hear your jokes and they think maybe you're not okay.
Yeah.
He will...
He takes the Lord's name in vain.
Yeah.
Hitler?
Many times.
Yeah.
Hitler.
No, no, no.
Listen, I don't know if you've heard about this, but speaking...
I can't believe this is coming out of my mouth, but speaking of Hitler.
Yeah.
There was news out this week that Hitler was probably on meth while he was
ruling.
Makes sense to me.
He was on meth?
Yeah.
He was saying he was probably on a variety of drugs, meth being one of them.
Hitler.
Oh, feel good Friday.
Yeah.
Feel good Friday.
He was essentially just Tuco from Breaking Bad, if you really think about it.
Like, not a lot.
Well, if he was on meth, I'd call him Hi Hitler.
Hi Hitler.
We'll go out with that.
Ross for a cause here today.
We'd love for you to stop by.
Sean O'Connor and Norm Macdon will be at Stand Up Live tonight and tomorrow.
No, we're not gonna be at Stand Up Live.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tempe Improv.
Tempe Improv.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry guys.
You'll be at Tempe Improv.
Yeah.
Whatever you do, don't go to Stand Up Live.
Yeah, Bruce Bruce is at Stand Up Live.
Oh, I know.
He's not coming.
Lenny Bruce's son, Bruce Bruce.
We're not interviewing Bruce Bruce until this afternoon.
So for now, forget about you.
Yeah.
This is about Tempe Improv tonight.
Even with Donald and Sean O'Connor.
Oh, it's gonna rock, man.
Thank you guys for coming.
Oh, it's so fun, man.
Have another donut.
Those donuts are really good.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Woo!
Thank you guys.