Name: Norm Macdonald on The View - 'Bill Clinton Murdered a Guy' (2000)
Uploaded: 2019-10-22T19:02:00.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald on The View - 'Bill Clinton Murdered a Guy' (2000)' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2019-10-22. Transcript available.

so try these words out droll sarcastic controversial hilarious well those are
some of the words that are used to describe norm mcdonald's character on
his sitcom norm but as you will see in this clip people may think twice before
they use the words smooth or charming yeah take a look hey hey laurie hey look
i can see your
underwear there you're supposed to see them oh yeah that's a little desperate
isn't it
i'm playing tennis with shelly you're playing tennis with shelly yeah hey i
have an idea that
would even be more fun for you if i played tennis with shelly while you i don't
know what you do who
cares and in spite of that please welcome norm mcdonald
okay norm you're canadian yes i am so what do you think of this whole
presidential mess
uh well i hope that uh uh the democrats don't steal the election from the uh
the winner you know but who
who knows you like george bush man i love george bush man he's a good man
decent you know none of this
he's uh you know he's uh you know he's not a liar a crook murderer or anything
like that so it'd be good to get the
see i i don't i think we should get the homicide out of the white house and get
like a a fresh start because we don't want any more
murderers i think we should just go on to the next question
who are the murderers yeah yeah yeah oh clinton he murdered a guy yeah you know
you're not allowed to
you're not allowed to put out no wrong accusations without that's a little too
far that's the way it does
let's just let's just let's just go on to the next question yeah this is not my
week what can i tell you
oh it's not mine either and i'm being very nice okay
be a good boy now norm do you never hear that no listen we don't need to talk
about that i don't want to get into this and i don't want to hear it and this
is not the place to make those accusations and you're supposed to be funny
there you go this is a live show but you have been properly chastised by barbara
so i'm now going to ask the next question i thought it was a matter of record
shut up shut up look okay let me do this okay i'll tell you what's a matter of
record you will not be invited back if you don't shut up
all right let's talk football all right man manslaughter
did you ever hear the word oh the phone is ringing i certainly hope that's
somebody calling to tell you to go home
oh no you got a phone ringing oh
um
hello oh yeah oh no uh the thing is this there uh you know matt stroush yeah
the producer the producer he told me it would be funny
he said like why don't you carry a cell phone on and then let it ring and then
pretend like there's a guy on it
is there anybody on it no it's a thing pretend you know what norm
you know what you said about rage
norm norm norm norm norm norm norm norm norm what okay listen norm norm norm
listen not only have you annoyed us
but i've read that you have you have actually annoyed one of your idols who is
that oh the great bill
cause yeah what'd you do oh my god i love that guy he's my hero you know just
like you maybe george or
uh bill clinton would be your hero i i love i love you there's no stopping you
is there no you seem to like bill clinton
really and this man leads into our show on friday night i know
it's all right his career is over after this anyway go ahead norm no bill clinton
who's a great man
obviously we know everybody has their opinions right are you moving along you're
going to get to the
point
oh god god cosby what's in that coffee what are you drinking in there well bill
cosby is a great
man first of all there has never been any accusations toward bill cosby about
any will you just tell us
what you did by bill cosby oh i i met him i i opened for him at a club and he
was a great man you
know he's my hero of all time you know how funny bill cosby yeah so i'll get to
the point i'm going past
menopause
not everything has a point
all right norm you want to finish the story or shall i ask you the next thing
well the bill cosby
thing is this dear god i i uh met bill cosby we're all fans of bill cosby right
yeah yes why don't we
talk about the millionaire oh yeah you know what tonight norm
get please i like bill cosby norm mcdonald and i are on the millionaire oh yeah
well tell him about
that how how you thought he's dumb today where do you see him
come on norm people always told me hollywood was like incredibly liberal of
bias and i thought it was
untrue but you want to talk about the millionaire yes i do you have 10 seconds
don't tell him what
i want no oh you're not allowed to tell anything like that well what are you
trying to ask him then
i don't know okay he doesn't answer anything anyway okay so he's on the
millionaire tonight and he's on on
friday nights and uh and on monday his taxes will be audited
so he's on friday nights at nine he's on the millionaire at nine
you can play along at home on enhanced tv
you are a number i have never met anything like you we will be right back