Name: Norm Macdonald vs Adam Carolla - Fockey Commercial + Outtakes
Uploaded: 2020-06-16T22:39:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald vs Adam Carolla - Fockey Commercial + Outtakes' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald vs Adam Carolla - Fockey Commercial + Outtakes' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-06-16. Transcript available.

Football players are the best athletes in the world, Norm.
You know that.
Hockey players are the best.
Peyton Manning is a great athlete.
Peyton Manning is the greatest football player in the world.
Bobby Orr, the greatest athlete in the world.
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Leave.
I'm bidding you adieu.
Good day!
Wait, wait, wait.
Hey, guys, I have an idea.
You play football.
You play hockey.
Why you don't play focky?
Focky.
Focky.
Focky.
Focky.
- Focky? Focky.
- Focky?
- I know, right? Focky?
- Focky!
- Ready, set, Focky!
- Woo!
- Focky!
- Next Focky!
- What are you looking at?
Come on!
- Focky again!
- Nice Focky!
- Yeah! Oh, Focky!
- Yeah!
- Nice thing!
There's no icing in Focky!
- Woo hoo hoo hoo!
- Man, that was one heck of a Focky game,
and I know Focky.
- Well, I have one thing to say,
and that's you're a fine Focky player, Adam,
and better luck next time.
- What do you mean, next time?
I won this time.
- I crushed you.
- Guillermo!
- Yeah?
- Who won?
- Who won what?
- Focky.
- What is Focky?
- Focky.
Football and hockey, you made it up.
- Oh, sometimes I make things up.
It's okay, guys.
- Sometimes you make...
I'm calling my agent.
- Here.
I'm calling my agent, too.
The Reebok Real Flex.
Whether you're training for football,
hockey, or Focky,
The Real Flex is the shoe for you.
- Norm, I love me some football.
- Well...
- Those are some athletes.
- As you can tell from my hat,
I like all sports.
- Mm-hmm.
- My favorite sport's hockey.
- Hockey?
- Well, I'm from Canada.
- I thought you were from New Mexico.
- Like, the difference between hockey and football
would be like you saying
the difference between football and badminton.
- Wow, you really pronounce badminton
in a super way.
Are you disagreeing in my house?
- I'm disagreeing unless the football field is made of ice.
- You don't stumble into my podcast
and attack me verbally this way.
- If the football field was made from frozen rain,
I may agree with you.
- Ooh!
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Who can do it?
- Okay, one more shot and then I get to kick it through?
- No, friend.
- Okay, one more shot.
- Okay, one more shot.
- Okay, one more shot.
- Okay, one more shot.
- Okay, two more shots.
- Okay, two more shots.
- Okay, two more shots.
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- Okay, two more shots.
- Okay, two more shots.
- Okay, three more shots.
- Go closer.
- You kicked it that way.
- It's a puck.
I'm kicking from the side.
- Well, that was the best puck kick, right?
- I sing.
- There's no icing in Focke.
- I sing.
- I don't care if you sing.
There's no icing in Focke.
Listen, my dad was a professional Focke player,
and his dad before him,
and his dad before him,
came over on the old SS Focke.
So don't tell me about icing.
- I sing stupid English.
- Here we go, Adam and Norm.
Woo!
Woo!
Yeah!
Slap that puck!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
All right, guys!
Come on!
Boo!
Woo!
Oh!
Come on, ref!
What are you looking at?
Come on!
That's Bush League!
Can of corn!
Woo!