Name: Norm Macdonald Guest Hosting on The Dennis Miller Show Compilation - 4 Interviews
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Norm Macdonald Guest Hosting on The Dennis Miller Show Compilation - 4 Interviews

He's the smartest guy I've ever met, but I mostly hang out with nightclub
comics, so
I don't know if that's saying anything.
But anyways, Jim, how you doing, pal?
Norm, it's so good to hear your voice.
Why do you say that?
Because you're supposed to, right?
Something like this.
So what do you want?
I'm a big fan of Norm MacDonald, America.
Jim and I worked together on Weekend Update and got fired together.
The best update ever in the history of television.
Absolutely.
And we got fired together.
That's right.
Which just only confirmed it in the minds of people like me.
But Norm, you said a few minutes ago when I was listening, you brought up Iran-Contra,
and I actually just wanted to underscore the point you made that you weren't
confident enough in,
which was that when people talk about Iran-Contra, they always talk about the
rape of the Constitution
and the shredding of the Bill of Rights and our founding fathers are rolling
over in their graves.
And the issue at stake in Iran-Contra was this thing called the Boland
Amendment,
which was passed, I think, like, in the 80s, or late 70s.
And the administration at the time said this is, it was basically a Congress
saying that the president
couldn't do certain things in terms of his war powers and without their
approval.
And the Reagan administration at the time said this is ridiculous, this is an
unconstitutional bill,
you cannot, the Constitution clearly, you know, give the president these powers.
And it was disputed but never challenged in court.
So this was a, like, a three- or four-year-old, five-year-old amendment that
had,
that would never been accepted by the other branch of government.
And it wasn't, we weren't talking about tearing up the Constitution.
In any case, what they did was they got money by selling arms to, like, the
ninth worst regime on Earth
to use against the seventh worst regime on Earth, made a profit, gave it to the
Contras,
got the hostages released, and the Contras later won the election that Jimmy
Carter supervised.
So they must have at least been a little more popular than the Sandinistas.
So I agree.
I think if most things that the Bush administration had done worked anywhere
near that well,
he'd be a very popular man right now.
Wow, so Jim agrees with me.
You were right.
But not for the right reasons.
Hey, Jim, I couldn't get that answer from Ken, but why is Agma Dinejohn more
powerful than Abulhassam Bani Satter?
Well, I haven't kept it all straight, but you know that Bani Satter was
executed by the regime
like just a year or two after the hostages came out, or maybe even before they
were released.
And it was his wife, too?
There was a period there where, remember, there was Sada Gotspadeh, who was the
more westernized spokesman.
But they were going through prime ministers and, you know, ministers of state
and so on pretty quickly there.
That was a crazy regime.
It still is.
But now, is this new, is this Khamenei guy also the spiritual leader?
Well, you know, I have to say, I thought myself that there was a new Ayatollah
since then,
a grand Ayatollah, but I can't, I have to plead ignorance on this and a lot of
things.
Where does that leave us, then?
S.O.L., my friend.
You know, Jim's an actor as well.
Yes, I know.
I've seen him in, oh, in There Will Be Blood.
There Will Be Blood.
That was fantastic.
Jim, I keep telling everybody that Daniel Day-Lewis is just doing an impression
of John Huston.
Well, I think he might have, you know, been inspired by that, but he was great,
though.
Oh, he's fantastic.
I mean, he won the Oscar.
I know.
So, that proves it, right?
He did nothing wrong.
Did he stay in character in between the, was he always in character?
Um, pretty much experience, yeah.
We would ride back and forth, you know, to the scene because the set where we
shot it was on a ranch,
but a gigantic ranch of many thousand acres, and it was so, they'd have like a
30-year drought there,
and it was so dusty that we couldn't drive more than like 10 miles an hour or
something.
It was like creeping along.
Otherwise, anything else would kick up huge amounts of dust.
And so, we'd be in the car for these long rides, and he pretty much stayed in
character for, you know,
talking in conversations about, like, weekends and stuff.
He's an interesting guy.
I liked him a lot.
So, how would he talk?
How would he talk?
I'd say, like, so, we have a three-day break, I guess, so are you going to try
to do anything interesting?
Well, I was going to go to Carlsbad Caverns, but I think I might stay closer to
home.
I'd have a burger with the Biana.
It's the best burger I ever had.
You know, it's just funny to hear that voice come out of that face.
But, so, Norm, on Iran-Contra, don't apologize.
Hey, Jim.
Yeah?
You know how I was mentioning how great you were and everything?
Yeah, thanks so much.
And how you saved the show every four years?
Yeah, I bet they like hearing that, but, yeah.
But that's what you feel, too, right?
Yes.
I think I, you know, I certainly make my contribution.
And, because I saw a book.
I was in a bookstore.
I know you're familiar with bookstores.
Oh, yeah.
You're not one of these fellows that go on Amazon.
I bet you probably aren't computer savvy like me.
Like, I am not.
I'm not really computer savvy, because I really believe they're Satan's
instrument.
You're serious, right?
Absolutely.
You know me and Satan.
No, I just haven't really gotten around to it.
Oh, so you don't see that?
I don't really go online and use computers and stuff.
But, anyways, I was going to say, I was in a bookstore, and I saw there's a
book actually called Strategery.
Yeah, I saw that, yeah.
You made that up.
I did make that up.
I should have copyrighted it in, like, three-peat, you know?
Then I could have made, I don't know, a couple hundred bucks, maybe.
Didn't they actually start using that term?
I think they started using that term as part of their...
I heard that they sort of, they liked it and adopted it, and they would call
their meeting
Strategery Sessions.
I know Rush Limbaugh used it a lot.
You know what term they use, I mean, Jim, a lot?
Hmm.
Remember when I would start the Weekend Update, I'd go, this is the fake news,
because it
was such a retarded thing to say?
Now they say, instead of mock news, they actually say fake news.
Like, they'll say, like, Stephen Colbert does a fake news program, or you know
what I mean?
Well, again, then you and me are in the same boat.
We've got to get a lawyer.
But in this case, in the fake news case, it's just idiotic that they use it,
because it was
meant to be sort of silly.
Well, you know, obviously, I didn't think that...
I was sort of surprised that the Bush people liked Strategery, too.
But, you know, people have...
What do you mean the Bush people?
Well, that it wasn't...
I mean, it was sort of making fun of them, of course, when I put that word in
his mouth
and that sketch, but they, like, loved it.
They thought it was the greatest thing ever, so...
That's why they themselves started calling their morning meeting Strategery
sessions, I guess.
Huh.
Now, do you think that's because George Bush is just contemptuous of...
I don't think so.
I think they just have embraced sort of self-deprecation, you know?
I think that that's always been his response to being made fun of, right?
Who are you supporting?
Barack?
Well, you know what?
Actually, this year, I kind of like both candidates for very different reasons.
I mean, you know, Barack Obama, it's hard to argue, is, like, the first really
cool guy
who's run for president in our, like, sentient lifetimes.
I mean, you know, you weren't probably alive, and I was a tiny kid when JFK...
Well, but I was a young man when...
Pierre Trudeau, right?
Yeah, who was very cool.
Yeah, and it is...
It's an actual value.
I mean, it would certainly be more fun to travel in Europe, I would think, when
Obama is president.
But, you know, on the other hand, McCain has a...
There's a lot to admire about him, although we're not seeing as much of it as
we saw eight
years ago when he ran for the nomination.
But I did see him, like, on C-SPAN the other night doing one of these town hall
meetings,
and the guy's exceptional at one-on-one speaking with him somewhere.
Well, yeah, I mean, that's where you can most impress people by straight talk,
you know,
because you're face-to-face with someone.
Now, if Obama was doing that face-to-face, would he come off as dogmatic, or...?
No, I think Obama is great in every single form of communication.
He's great at the big speech, you know, the rock and roll kind of thing in the
arena,
and he's great in, you know, the smaller town hall things.
They said in debates he wasn't as good, but I think that he just wasn't as
aggressive in debates,
which is another thing, and I'm not sure that people necessarily want people to
be that aggressive.
You don't want to come down, you don't want to...
You're afraid he's going to look like Jim Brown or something if he...
Well, no.
Is that what you're saying?
I don't mean that at all.
I just mean that, you know, in the debates, like with Hillary, where she was
going after him more,
and people said, well, he seemed on the defensive, but that's just because he
was sort of trying to deflect
and not land any punches.
And I think he was sort of aware that if he just stayed cool, he had a lead,
and he was going to end up winning, you know?
I mean, it was a brilliant strategy he ran for the nomination.
I mean, if you think about it, he was such a long shot, he just figured that he
will clean up
in all these little places where Hillary Clinton won't bother to invest any
resources,
and then, you know, I read somewhere the other day that he, like Idaho,
should probably have no Democratic delegates since they're not going to be able
to deliver anything
for the Democrats, but they had, like, 14 delegates or something,
and Obama won, I think, 13 of them, you know?
Right.
And then he would lose a state like New Jersey to Hillary, but lose by, like,
12 delegates.
So, you know, it was a brilliant, I mean, Hillary probably could have blown him
away
had she just, you know, taken the thing much more seriously in the beginning
and just made sure that she was going to crush the opposition in every single
arena.
Hey, Jim, can you stay for another section?
If you'll have me.
I call them sections.
Okay.
All right, we'll be back with our next section.
Thank you.
Hi, Normie Donald for Dennis Miller and the Dennis Miller Show.
The number to call is 866-509-RANT, 866-509-7268.
If you have any questions for Jim Downey, who is a fascinating guy
and was there since the, I don't know if it was quite since the beginning of
Saturday Night Live,
but it's close, too.
Shared an office with Bill Murray, didn't you, Jim?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
The second season, I came the second season, same time Bill did.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But listen, man, Steve has a question for you.
It's all right if America has no questions.
I'm not a fan.
No, America, America's going to be, our things might crash.
Don't things crash?
But Steve has a question, a political question.
Okay.
Just, you're so well-informed.
I'm just curious what your opinion is.
With Obama, he's such a great speaker, but how do we know he's more than a
great speaker?
And maybe it doesn't matter.
I mean, maybe being a great speaker is enough to just motivate the country.
What do you think about that?
Well, you know, the thing is, in a way, as president, being a great speaker
is more of a qualification than having a great issue agenda because an issue
agenda can be
supplied by really smart, unattractive, behind-the-scenes people, right?
But to sell something like, like I thought one of Bush's, one of the crazy
things,
truly crazy things that Bush did was, when you do, when you have like an unpopular
agenda
like a war in Iraq that we started, right?
You damn well better have like a kick-ass persona to sell it, you know?
And to pair like an unpopular initiative with an awkward and inar