Name: Norm Macdonald - Everything Is Good Timing (2015) Just for Laughs Gala
Uploaded: 2021-11-21T15:38:53.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald - Everything Is Good Timing (2015) Just for Laughs Gala' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Norm Macdonald - Everything Is Good Timing (2015) Just for Laughs Gala' from Happy the Dog on Comedy Buff. Published 2021-11-21. Transcript available.

you may take your seats that was well that was kind god damn you threw me up
you threw me up
the last time I performed here at the just for laughs gala was 25 years ago and
I did so well
they invited me back so that was nice
I love Montreal my god you know and call me an eternal optimist you know but I
really believe
in my heart that this is the year that the Expos are finally going to win it
all
Montreal famous for a lot of things you know one of them being the greatest
strip clubs in all of the
world yeah last night are you were club super sex yeah so last night I went to
club super sex I chose
the soup big mistake hey big election coming up and in Canada this is the
difference in elections in
America and Canada is elections in America means something you vote for the
wrong motherfucker world blows up I don't need that on my hands
whereas Canada you know what's the uh it's always like uh wow what's the what's
your view on the bridge
I say keep as it is I don't think they need to clean that up that's fine
it was easy when I was young uh to vote because it was simply uh you know you
just didn't vote for
the French guy it couldn't have been an easier choice
as a matter of fact I almost feel like coming back this fall uh just as an
homage to my late father
and uh not vote for Trudeau
my dad did not like Trudeau Trudeau was my hero though I loved him you know and
uh since I've come back
I've been watching the news and I've been seeing Justin you know and uh I
thought by god you know this
Justin kid he must be brilliant because his father was was Pierre Elliott Trudeau
but then I forgot
he's got a mother
you know uh uh what's also different in America and Canadian election America
you get to vote for the
president of the United States and in Canada you vote for some mother live down
the street
and you're riding
whatever the hell that is so then that guy he goes to the house of parliament
you know and
he's like oh wow this is big
and then the speaker's like all right well what are we gonna talk about anybody
want to bring an issue and then you're guys like yeah I just uh uh uh uh our
bridge ain't looking too good
the speaker's like what the
you're talking about now I'll sit down
sorry about that I just
anyways hey how about that Caitlyn Jenner huh
I personally have great great admiration for uh Caitlyn Jenner because uh you
know back in the year of our lord 1976
when I was a teenage boy why I saw Caitlyn Jenner here at the 1976 Olympics she
went by the name of Bruce back then
and she won the decathlon and this is what I think I think what a wonderful
time
you see it's all timing you know and now imagine how great it would have been
for the transgender community
if when awarded that gold medal
Bruce Jenner said hey I'm a lady
then people go god damn
the greatest athlete in the world is a lady
would have really vaulted it but no he waits
waits until he is 65 years old
now you know in all seriousness I mean in all honesty is there really that much
difference between a 65 year
old man
well I hate to bring it up the elephant in the room
there's no elephant in the room by the way don't panic
what if there was a actual elephant in the room
I'm like I don't want to bring up the elephant in the room yeah no go ahead no
seriously yeah
I think I should bring up there's a elephant in the room no go ahead
now the elephant in the room of course here we are at a comedy festival
and of course this was the year of Bill Cosby and uh this was tough on me as a
comedian and I'm sure
on many of the comedians you'll see here tonight because you know it was a
trailblazing comic uh
Mr. Cosby you know and I remember growing up and listening to albums of his
with my dad
and by god I loved him you know and I tried to emulate really really uh loved
uh Bill Cosby you
know and so to have this happen just made me so sad you know a friend of mine
said to me he said
Norm you know the worst thing about it is the uh hypocrisy and I said I don't
think that's the worst part
worst part the raping
then it would be the drugging that preceded the raping then it would be finding
the drugs that
you would be used to drug the lady that you were going to read you know it's a
big long list
until you hit hypocrisy that'd be way down there
as a matter of fact I would venture to guess and I don't know I have no
empirical evidence for this
but I would venture to guess that most rapists are hypocrites
and there's a lot of rapists around going sure I love to rape
I'm out front about it god damn it I I'm no hypocrite
so anyways that is how I feel about Bill Cosby and hypocrisy I feel that it's
just you know
doesn't come into the equation at all like you can never find a woman a woman
would never wake up all
drug damaging you know Cosby cock in her face
oh god damn what is that Cosby cock or something look like a Cosby cock to me
hypocrisy