Name: Bill Burr - The Fabulous Life Spoof
Uploaded: 2018-09-07T03:01:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The Fabulous Life Spoof' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-09-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - The Fabulous Life Spoof' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2018-09-07. Transcript available.

So the show, It's Good to Be on VH1, they always do celebrities, It's Good to
Be, Paris, Hilton, you know,
and we just started to think it would be really funny if they went to some less
fortunate countries.
Yeah, go to like the third world.
Yeah, who would be the It's Good to Be topic?
Yeah, because everybody kind of hates America right now, why not have the rest
of the world a little more involved?
Yeah, yeah.
We'll do some It's Good to Be, sort of like a little foreign legion here.
So here's the first one.
And now we return to The Fabulous Life of.
Most 12-year-olds are living at home with their parents and are in bed by 10.30.
But not Kim Fong Ping, he's living in a brothel taking it in the ass.
Yes, no chores and schoolwork for this young lad.
Because when your parents sell you into the sex industry, every night becomes a
party.
Menage a trois, anal sex, reach-arounds are all par for the course in this
wonderland.
And this wonderland is alive and pumping for 24-7, baby.
Of course, what fabulous life would be worth living without perks?
And the perks in this business are endless.
Unlimited supply of opium, plenty of condoms, and an autographed picture from
Gary Glitter.
So while the rest of his friends are plowing fields behind Oxum,
Kim Fong is having Jean Bonnet confessions whispered in his ear as heads of oil
corporations eat caviar out of his eyes.
It's just another fabulous day in the life of Kim Fong Ping.
There you go.
See what I was saying?
Why can't they do it like that?
They can have it for speed.
That was great.
Despite that accent that you were doing, that was fucking hilarious.
That was Billy.
That was me with a head cold.
I had an Australian accent, then an English accent.
But you know, I'm like Chevy Chase doing Gerald Ford.
I'm just trying to get the essence.
Billy was doing if Paul Hogan was a pirate.
All right, wait, let's do more.
You know, there's a lot of kids out there, right?
There are.
They don't.
Like, it's all Americans, maybe Europeans.
But what about the third world people?
Let's hear another.
Yeah, go ahead.
And now we return to the fabulous life of Nuevo Laredo, Mexico.
Home of many things.
But kingfish above them all is legal prostitution.
And when it comes to prostitution, you might have thought a lady like Conchita
Alejandra
would have been content sucking prick roadside.
But not this hot tamale.
Every night she hits the stage and then hits the donkey.
In other words, she gets on stage and they put a donkey on it
and she puts her lips around his balls and sometimes his asshole.
And what does she get in return?
How about having a net worth of $75 to $90?
All for swallowing a little bit of donkey tongue.
Conchita Alejandra, it's good to be you.
See what I'm saying?
There's all kinds of jobs out there, man.
That was amazing.
Okay, we got another.
We got the final one.
The final one.
We're trying to shine a light on some other kids around the world.
Yeah, another celebrity.
It's not all about spoiled rich kids of hotels.
You're listening to The Fabulous Life of...
Any child can dig for clams at the beach,
but how many can work an 18-hour shift in a diamond mine nine miles into the
earth?
Talk about a nightclub.
Yes, we can only be speaking about the fabulous life of Pedro Morales.
Because when you're digging for diamonds three feet from the earth's core,
the dumb cunts that are going to wear them are the furthest thing from your
mind.
You're too busy trying to use your tank top as an air filter.
And sure, you're going to be dead by the time you're 38.
But you can die happy knowing that the life sacrifice you've made
has helped to bling out Paris Hilton's cell phone that she just left in a
restroom.
It's good to be Pedro Morales.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.