Name: Bill Burr - Why Gals Are Smarter Than Guys?
Uploaded: 2020-04-03T15:44:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Why Gals Are Smarter Than Guys?' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Why Gals Are Smarter Than Guys?' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-04-03. Transcript available.

i i i'm loving being a dad though yeah i love it yeah it's the greatest thing
ever now girls are
fun they are and i'm actually seeing little boys um no i like boys boys are
boys don't
on boys there's your sound like there's your sound bite right there i like boys
adam what's a minute there you go there you go there's bill burr exclusive jeffrey
epstein and
bill burr share boys um they're just a little too like when they're super young
man like it's when
they come over it's like braveheart they just start climbing breaking shit they're
lunatics yeah where girls are more like they i don't know they're more chill oh
yeah chill 100
now i had a little boy over my house when my daughter was in kindergarten and
he goes
do you have any swords i was like i have swords what do you want a kitchen
knife what do you
actually kind of do though i do yeah i have a lot of nazi maybe i heard you had
swords my anthony
cumia collection of nazi memorabilia it's a family crest yeah right that's more
of a
uh stiletto kid yeah but when you have a boy then then you realize boys are
boys they're
uh i whatever i'm not going to say anything about you know that one's better
than the other but boys
are fun boys are fine like i like my son though so i think when you have a son
you like your you
know my mother told me that uh girls are easier one age one to ten right
teenagers boys are easier they
don't have as many uh well girls i'm mean man they're mean yeah plus they're
all in
their mood and they can't solve stuff generally speaking physically where with
guys there's sort of a
line where it's like all right this guy you know if i if i cross this line i
know i'm getting into like a
fist bite and i could get my teeth knocked out they don't have that so i don't
know where their
line is if it exists because the that they like uh my wife watches a lot of
that reality television
yeah so does mine hi honey mine is too and some of the that they say to
each other it's just like god damn like yeah no it's true that's why you can't
have children
maybe that's why you can't have children i'm like oh no it's true what you said
they can't
they don't they don't resolve things it's just like wow no the women don't
resolve things physically
so they that's what they do they have to like be mean you know and they they
can't so they can't
that's the way they process like no and they'll and and i think it's why they're
smarter than guys
it's because they don't have the option of i'll just go down punch in the face
they have to sit there
like you put a guy in jail all of a sudden i think he's still he's thinking
about escaping that's when
he starts using like his brain as much as a woman does right because then i saw
this one time they
bust him he's building a hang glider out of like dental floss bed sheets and
something or else not
saying it would work but he was alone long enough how much dental floss that he
said i was thinking he
twisted twirling around but he like that that's what the that they're doing
because they know that
they can't come over and just if they're dealing with a guy they're not unless
they're like ronda
rousey they're not going to manhandle you right so they got to go mental and
that's why their brains
i just think are further developed yeah plus they they have a non-confrontational
strategy like
when i get in an elevator with a woman she'll always like smile and i'm like
she's smiling so i won't
kill her you know what i mean because no i don't i don't have those thoughts
when i get her in an
elevator no she's she's basically trying to like uh like uh with the fuse yeah
basically basically
be like hey i'm not um you know hey i'm friendly like she could just be in a
good mood or maybe she
likes what she sees i doubt it uh with my shorts on i'm all sweaty for my bike
ride time to hit that
emergency stop button see what's going on taking care of himself probably has a
nice nest egg right yeah
yeah probably hit that stop button uh yeah but i always find it i always find
it funny they always
they always smile but i never smile anybody because it's like they they can't
really they're basically
like don't kill me but you have a horrible smile too you have a sick smile you're
swallowing a razor
blade i went to vince champ charm school bed sheets and dental floss just
saying