Name: Bill Burr - Asian Horror Movies Are Too Much
Uploaded: 2020-12-23T12:28:56.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Asian Horror Movies Are Too Much' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Asian Horror Movies Are Too Much' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2020-12-23. Transcript available.

but here's i want to is that old boy right behind you yeah oh my god dude i got
a horror movie that
for people at home he told me about this movie like 10 years ago and i that one
and then the
audition yeah oh my god i you invited me to your birthday party one time yes
and i brought you the
dvd of old boy as a gift yes you did yeah and i told you to watch it and yeah
and it freaked me
out and i actually one of the most amazing scenes i've ever seen the way that
they shot the uh the
the main character is got a whole hallway of people that he has to fight so
they built this hallway
amazing and they they cut out the wall and just had this guy and they just all
a one shot of them
going down everybody talks about like the scorsese you know goodfella shot that
amazing one he goes in
this is basically that with like he's also fighting 500 people yeah and then i
i saw the
audition um and i got into like you know asian horror movies and i'm like but
they were just so
they were so beyond what we were doing over here i was like this is like
bananas yeah i saw a really uh
weird one not necessarily scary but a weird one on the criterion channel i saw
there's a movie from
horror movie from the early 70s called uh let's scare jessica to death no no no
really i swear to god
i love horror movies let's scare jessica to death yes and i'm telling you not
necessarily scary yeah
as much as it's it's weird i've got it doesn't seem korean is it korean no no
no no jessica jessica
that's right yeah it wouldn't be jessica yeah okay let's scare jessica to death
yes it's not scary
it's weird it it could be because here's the thing about horror movies why i
don't like them
is i i buy in oh yeah people are like oh blair witch that didn't scare me that
scared the
out of me i know me too all of those movies scared the out of me yeah uh uh um
that baba duke one
i shut that off i was like i can't handle that well then i didn't get to see
how the thing gets killed
so for like a month every time i turn the lights off i'm here in babadook every
time i'm just like
yeah i'm kind of uh yeah i don't the scariest one i've seen in the life is an
indonesian one no not
no the one that i want to recommend them is did you see hereditary hereditary
yes no and i won't be
because if it freaks you out no no i'm easy to scare but that me it fucked i've
seen it
three times since we saw it that first time and i get so scared you have to
watch it billy please
can i ask you a question because i don't understand what is it why would you
want to feel like i hate
that feeling me too like i can watch like a gangster movie whatever but i even
watch like casino got to
like yeah i got a little like when he's watching his brother getting you know
killed i was just like
i'm actually uh chris rock is in the new uh fargo and there's a storyline in it
that's making it
on watch as a parent yeah yeah sort of uh i'll trust you with my kid if you
trust me with your kid
just trying to get through that yeah yeah it's just like like i don't i i get
like why i love movies is
because i i if i'm into it i am i'm in it i'm in it i can't do rape scenes
there's this movie called
irreversible and there's a 10 minute rape scene in a tunnel and it's so
realistic and literally like
10 seconds in you're like all right i'm out i'm out i can't do it it's so i
remember when that movie
came out yeah i remember when that came out because that was a that was a big
uh deal it was a big it
was a controversial does it go backwards it goes backwards the whole movie yeah
right and there's
this like and it's like um you don't have editors cut it down can i can tell
you what i've never
understood i don't understand sex scenes in mainstream hollywood movies i don't
understand it's like am i
now watching a porno yeah like when they really go yeah because i i watched uh
an old movie one time
and these um the the couple was gonna go have sex or whatever and they just you
know they kissed a
little bit and then they walked to the bedroom door and they closed the door
and that was it and then
the next morning they came out so you knew they banged yeah yeah you didn't
have to watch them like
yeah like what a simulating like i i it doesn't advance the story yeah i saw
the last tango in
paris with marlon brando when i was a kid i rented it yeah i thought i was
gonna watch a romantic movie
but this is pretty good i mean that's how like explicit it was i mean you know
they have that well
bet back then though that what you had to do to get a porno it makes sense that
you'd watch the last
tango in paris thank you that makes sense but now it's like there is online
porn hub right i don't
want to go i don't want to see that in a much dude i i i um i quit drinking two
years ago and i quit
porn in may wow yeah it's finally just like yeah you're done you're done done
what did it become a
problem yes because i was watching it and not doing anything i was finding
humor in it and i would just be
like now why did they do it like why did they say that yeah and i was i was i
was uh critiquing it
yeah yeah like i was i was watching it like if i was i'm trying to think of a
different topic if i
was into like like classic cars i was just watching learning about that yeah
and i was just sort of
like yeah it just sort of became you know how it is it's just like something
like oh my god that's
gross and then like a month later it's not that bad and then you're into that
and then you move to the
next room yeah and it just keep going down dante's inferno and then and then it
just gets to a point
one day where nothing does anything and then you just kind of like just but you
still i'm like what
am i doing and then uh there was a couple things that i i just watched on the
whole like uh sex
industry what are they called human trafficking and i'm like well i'm kind of
contributing to this yeah so
you know not getting preachy here so no i mean i even with i don't get angry
but um i stopped watching
porn but it got to the point for me and i love you so much but where um you
know before when i was a
kid i would you know i would go to like f street bookstore and you'd go in the
back room and it would
be like everything was sticky the floor and you would lock the door and it had
those buttons and the
buttons were like food would come it was gross and you would put coins in it
and you would jerk off
that's the only way i could watch porn back then