Name: Bill Burr On Johnny Depp Destroying Amber Heard In The Trial
Uploaded: 2022-05-05T22:12:35.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr On Johnny Depp Destroying Amber Heard In The Trial' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-05. Transcript available.

Dear Bill, I've been watching the Depp trial,
Johnny Depp trial, every day on YouTube
in the background while working.
It's fucking awesome, Bill.
Watching someone get caught lying is super underrated.
Oh, I heard he is absolutely destroying her.
I'm too big a Johnny Depp fan to watch that.
I love that guy and I just, you know.
I don't want to hear all this personal details and shit,
but from what I've seen, the guy is fucking destroying.
And what's great about this is if he really does expose
this woman for lying, I'm wondering all of these people
that, you know, just accepted her lies about him,
if they're going to apologize somehow.
Because they publicly trashed him.
It'd be nice if they then publicly apologized
and said maybe next time we won't jump to conclusions.
Anyways, he goes, it's fucking awesome, Bill.
Watching someone get caught lying is super underrated.
Having someone who has gone on the record
as saying one thing and then having proof
that the other happened is so fulfilling.
On top of all of it, you get Johnny effortlessly
throwing that Hollywood charm around the courtroom.
I'd love to have it on vinyl.
I got to be honest with you.
My good buddy, Paul Verzi, he's been watching it.
He just keeps calling me up.
He goes, are you watching this?
He's like, Johnny is absolutely destroying her.
You know, I've just heard like bits and pieces of that.
And it really does amaze me
how it just, the pendulum just does not seem to swing the other way.
That all of these women's groups,
that when they see a woman that lies like this,
which really hurts their position
because there are women out there
that are in a relationship that this woman evidently lied
and claimed that she was in when she wasn't.
And for someone to go out and lie about it
hurts the people that are actually in it.
So you'd think that they would cover this
and they would also talk about like,
you know, I remember a guy a long time ago told me,
he said, if you're in a relationship with a woman,
if she ever starts swinging on you,
lock yourself in the bathroom.
Lock yourself in the bathroom.
So, you know,
she won't hit you anymore.
It doesn't escalate.
And there's going to be no evidence of you
at some point,
because you're going to have to get her off you.
You know, she can be,
look at this mark in my wrist when he,
you know,
because you caught her hand
as she was swinging at you.
You caught her wrist,
then you're going to get in trouble.
You know, you're wearing a ring.
It leaves a mark.
You're just fucking done.
You know,
it's like,
no, I just grabbed her arms
because she was swinging at me.
No,
we have to take you in
and all of that shit.
It just fascinates me
that when there's just a clear example
of something like this,
that I think it really hurts
feminism
if they want more men to come along,
that if they would actually trash
someone like this
publicly,
the way that they would go after a toxic guy,
because, you know,
I don't matter if I'm going after a toxic guy.
He's an asshole.
I get that.
But, you know,
I don't know.
For someone to be able to do,
like,
if this really
goes in the direction
that everything she was saying
was absolute bullshit
and the level that this guy's career suffered
and the amount of shit
that happened to him,
if it all just pans out
with a whole,
oh, yeah,
sorry about that.
Like,
that's how it's going to end.
It just doesn't fucking seem right.
And you know what?
It doesn't sit well with me.
So, anyway,
if I had the time,
I would definitely,
I would be watching
more of it.
I mean,
Verzi's losing his mind.
Like,
he's watching,
like,
a seven-game series.
He thought it was going to be
a seven-game series,
but it sounds like Johnny's going to sweep.
It just makes me happy.
You know?
I like that guy.
Oh, my God!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.