Name: Bill Burr - Fat Activism Is Out of Control In Hollywood
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr - Fat Activism Is Out of Control In Hollywood' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-18. Transcript available.

I was doing a gig in India.
I was in Mumbai, India.
It used to be called Bombay.
Now it's Mumbai.
It was this amazing trip that I took over there.
And like it was just some of the coolest people I met.
They were fucking hilarious.
But like the levels of poverty that I saw was devastating.
And when I was over there, I saw like this kid was like three years old.
Took a shit between two parked cars and just like walked away.
And he had like no pants.
See, now it's not funny.
But yeah, and like just disappeared.
The joke I did, I go, disappeared into the crowd like Hannibal Lecter at the
end of Silence of the Lambs.
And I will never forget that.
Like I just wanted to help.
He didn't know what to do.
And then I came back here.
And like that was like the big thing.
Like, you know, does Hollywood put a like I'm just thinking like that's your
big complaint.
Like, you know, you got to lose 10 pounds to star in a fucking movie.
It just came across.
It's just it was hilarious to me.
And there was becoming this this thing where, you know, people would just I don't
know.
There was like this.
It was really this.
There's this bullying that goes on on the left that they just don't see because
they're so fucking up their own asses that they just they just don't think, you
know, they don't see how they're Fox News to the left.
Like, I thought I was liberal till I moved out to Hollywood.
It's just like they're they're not sane people.
Do you think it makes you more sensitive to it because you you think you are on
their side?
Like, I think if you were that was supposed to be uplifting, like you have the
power to get out of this stuff like yelling at me that now I have to readjust
what I think beautiful is.
You know what I mean?
No, we all know, like, it's like, what the fuck?
I mean, you got to sit there and like, so you don't have to.
Everybody in Hollywood is on a fucking treadmill.
Everybody is.
I have to be if I'm over 172.
Like right now, I'm about a buck 78.
I got something coming up and I know I got to get down to 172.
And if I'm not, I'm going to get all this, hey, Billy Bloatface, all this shit
on my fucking Twitter and they're going to shit all over me.
That's what people fucking do.
And being in shape and all that is difficult and it takes discipline and all
that.
And there's this thing where people look at models.
They look at good looking people and they just discount the sacrifice that they
make to get in that shape.
Like, oh, they do.
You could fuck.
I used to have a fat roommate and he used to tell me, oh, dude, you could
fucking eat anything.
I eat one fucking thing.
It's like, no, you're eating like 8,000 calories a day.
Do you know how bad I want to do what you do and just say, fuck it, give me a
whole pizza and chase it with an ice cream?
I would love to live that fucking life.
Okay.
I just.
Yeah.
No.
And they just, they started acting like it was a fucking disease.
It's just.
See, like, I mean, this is gray area because they mind fucked you.
Dude, most of the world is starving.
They don't have enough food.
It's one of the most fucking pathetic things ever to sit there and bitch moan
and complain.
Like, you know, I don't know, saying you're brave.
Like, your heart's not saying you're brave when you're 25 pounds.
They're psyched when they're listening to the industry.
They're like, yeah, yeah, shame, shame.
Get this shit off of me.
And I'm not saying that I just go around trashing fat people or whatever, but
it's like, I'm not going to sit there and bear the burden of your fucking
mistakes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.