Name: Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer - FEMINISM Is Outta Control!
Uploaded: 2022-06-04T18:02:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer - FEMINISM Is Outta Control!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Bert Kreischer - FEMINISM Is Outta Control!' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-04. Transcript available.

I think feminism's out of control and needs to be take down a pig I'll give you
I'll give you a
great example I was fucking in the supermarket right okay completely emasculated
doing the food
shopping doing the cooking washing the dishes I don't know what happened in my
life so I'm
fucking in the grocery store okay what place when when I was a kid only broads
went there
no um so I'm I'm I forget what the fuck I was trying to find but like right
across from me was
the the fish department so there's this lady there this older lady like you
know I don't know 50 60
like fucking my age right and she fucking goes uh she asked for a couple salmon
filets and then she
just looks back she goes is that a woman working back there oh my god congrats
all loud so everybody
could hear I've been coming here for 30 years I've never seen a woman cutting
up congratulations
like she fucking won the presidency I want to be like lady do you think any of
those guys want to
work back this is a shit fucking job why don't you go be a fucking garbage
collector and hang off the
I don't understand why every fucking thing that they do has to be like is it I
mean she didn't catch the
fish I'm so upset my voice is cracking I just annoyed me I wanted to be like
hey honey you know what I'm
the first guy that was getting this shit kicked out of his girlfriend called
the cops and when they
showed up they actually arrested her yeah where's my metal that never happened
but I just well you know
but I know it's happened that sure has it just annoyed me that not that she
said it that she was
trying to say it loud enough so everybody else heard it and and this is this
fucking idiocy of the left
right now is they think if they do that and then they do that loud that makes
you come on board it
doesn't it just makes you feel like you're being lectured like you know like
those fucking people
who like talk really cute and loud to their kids like oh yeah yeah yeah like
why no Jeffrey you can't
have more much yeah and they fucking look over at you I'm supposed to be like
oh the kid's so cute
and you're such a great parent like they're like it's that's a bad example with
the marshals but
they talk like super loud and it just makes you want something bad to happen to
them woman and we're
eating dinner lunch at Georgetown and Clyde's and with I remember when women
weren't allowed in
Georgetown continue and she she said uh she gave me my thing and she goes there
you go honey and I
went hey thank you like it was kind of nice that she said that I was like hey
thanks for like two
strangers for throwing out like a little bit of a love line to me yeah like and
then she came back
and uh I said can I get can I get another diet coke she goes anything you want
lover and I went
god damn it this is I'm into this I was like this makes me feel really good
and then I smacked her on the ass I was like hey toots and she stabbed me no no
I know what you mean
though but it was like it was I was really touched that in the it's almost like
uh telling an off-color
joke to someone at work that you don't know it was like it was like she was
taking she was extending
an olive branch like I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna say stuff that we're not
allowed to say
and I'm gonna I'm looking at you going but when are women allowed to say that I
don't think anyone's
allowed to say that anymore I think women are specifically white women I think
they can kind
of do whatever they want to do there's a black woman there's a black woman yeah
there's a black
woman there goes that theory yeah well I think definitely black women are
definitely allowed
to say how many times that happens to me today I just build the whole story and
it's just like
actually this fact and the whole thing falls to the ground
oh my god