Name: Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - Movies That Don't Hold Up
Uploaded: 2022-06-12T13:08:57.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - Movies That Don't Hold Up' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Bill Burr & Joe Rogan - Movies That Don't Hold Up' from Comedy University on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-12. Transcript available.

so well i wish i could just have one but it's not satisfying because you have
one and then you want
a hundred and then and then you drink a hundred and then you feel like shit and
like if i just
drink one like i've had one at lunch then it's like i i want to go take a nap
if i either got
to keep going if i keep going i can go for like you know a good hardcore four
or a gentleman six
and then i'm done but like uh i yeah do you do you feel pulled to it no is it
like golem in the ring
no i just i don't know what that means i just precious i just like precious no
no no no
yes no i like wants us to drink it's precious yes i don't even know what that
is i don't know you
didn't see the lord of the rings you didn't see that the lord of the ring i
went to one of those
and it was so fucking long and every time they would they would fade to black i'd
be like just
roll the credits just roll the credits and then they would open up on some big
field and it's just
like jesus get the fucking thing back to the guy so we can get out of here i
hate i you know what i i
fucking hate all of those movies and i fucking pay people who don't have a
sense of humor about the
bullshit that they watched when they were kids like adults who talk about star
wars like it isn't a
fucking week movie now when you watch it i mean like how it's terrible it's
horrific i was making
fun the other night the other night i came home i got i got i got free uh free
cinemax which is the
greatest fucking channel ever they either 24 hours a day they're either showing
the greatest movie ever
or the worst fucking movie ever and it's all compelling i watched like nine
movies in a row
like this fucking channel is unbelievable so i ended up flipping up uh because
later night they just had
some sort of you know soft core porn which is ridiculous now when you have the
internet so it just
was redundant so i got off of that so i went on to vh1 uh and and they were
playing this to show
metal mania and i was watching all these bands and these videos that i just
thought were fucking sick
and they're into the devil dude i was just by the end of it i was like how was
this better than disco
like why did disco get so much shit like i'm not talking about like the iron
maidens the metallicas
but you know what i'm talking about that middle of the fucking ground those
people with the spiked
fucking gloves and all this stupid shit and raw meat and it was just it was
horse shit it was fucking i
i watched it it was the dumbest shit it was embarrassing that i i mean i
granted i had all
of that music still on my ipod i'm not i'm not above it but if someone were
from this generation
were to come back and tell me that music was awful and was stupid i would laugh
there's like there's
no way i could defend it isn't it weird how you look at like if you look at
music or you look at
movies that's like one of the clearest examples of like some sort of uh
evolution or progress is going
on with humans because like the the movies of the past like so many of them are
they're so clunky and
the the the style of communicating is so artificial it looks it's it's such a
shit you know representation
of life in comparison to a real good movie until the 60s once they figured out
you know like just
acting on film like those people just learning how to do it so everything was
was uh gonna be not you
you know let me tell you i'm sorry yeah like that type of acting had to go away
with the brandos and
the james deans and those guys and then you had to have like the uh there's a
couple like there's
movies back there like jack lemon the apartment well the hustler is way ahead
of its time now the
hustler anything by stanley kubrick yeah that type of shit there were some
people that still holds up
though but the the bad movies from the 60s and the 70s you know watch like try
to watch like jaws 3d
oh yeah no that's you know that that's a bad one this is this a bad but they've
always had they still
have movies like sure i mean oh yeah i think for sure to this day that
transformer shit even though i
didn't see it but if you see i never i never vibe with sci-fi people like sci-fi
listeners i always
get trashed by them because i just don't i just don't get unless you don't get
sci-fi at all no
if if it's like aliens like it has to be high quality like aliens is like the
goodfellas
of that side i've i could like on like top shelf sci-fi i'm gonna be in the
blade runner uh aliens
and that type of shit but if i'm just gonna go what you know oh we're in hoth i
don't know what
the fuck that's from what is hoth is that that's a star wars thing i don't know
i don't know what
that yeah like one of those fucking things with the action figures and shit it's
just
did you like transformers i didn't like i didn't like chewbacca i didn't get
chewbacca it's like
dude you're a fucking fucking awesome guy to have around he's huge yeah imagine
you could party with
bigfoot i would totally party but he should be ripping somebody's arms off he's
shooting a gun like
he's a fuck he's like he's well he's a badass he's how to shoot guns too he'll
rip your fucking arms
off but he can also shoot you from a distance bitch he's limited oh i like chewbacca
i would
totally hang out you know what i didn't like about him he was a follower well
he started he started
hanging out with all the humans next thing you know he's sitting upright in
chairs right right
sipping little juicy juices right yeah i wonder if he can understand us could
they understand him
they could speak that could yeah i think it was a language but we just didn't
understand it so all
the same fucking thing every time not that many wookies you know it's like chewbacca
and like
there's no other famous what he was like the dodo bird isn't that weird we're
gonna be destroyed on
twitter because we are star wars knowledge sucks and you know we're gonna get
this shit forever
dude there's a fucking million wookies there is a nation of wookies there is a
federation of wookies
you know not what you're talking about no but there's nothing better than just
just having a
a fucking 10 percent knowledge of those movies just criticizing them because it's
just driving some
the kid nuts
oh my god